# Hell **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [May 11, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614 "2003-05-11T03:48:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![morse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbce88/32.png) [@morse](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/morse)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/1 "2003-05-11T03:48:15Z")
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid term. The answer was so “profound” that the Professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, “…that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.”, and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze." ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/2 "2003-05-11T04:02:35Z")
didnt hell freeze over? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/3 "2003-05-11T04:30:30Z")
I think mdipi is cute too, but that wasnt dippy ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/4 "2003-05-11T04:31:54Z")
haha, phil has mdipi and morse confused… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/5 "2003-05-11T04:37:34Z")
actually i do have a screen shot ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/6 "2003-05-11T04:37:50Z")
doh! I should have thought of getting a screenshot… haha. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/7 "2003-05-11T04:39:20Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/8 "2003-05-11T04:41:11Z")
[http://www.xxviii.net/random/phil.jpg](http://www.xxviii.net/random/phil.jpg) sorry man… you’re caught ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/9 "2003-05-11T04:43:16Z")
wohoo! I’m on the screenshot! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/10 "2003-05-11T04:52:44Z")
Phil - once again, you are wrong. You said “twenty eight” which has an “i” in it. You previously stated that you removed the “i” key. When are the lies gonna stop Philbert? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/11 "2003-05-11T04:53:11Z")
well, you can’t say twenty eight… it’s more like twenty eght… you don’t have an i anymore. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/12 "2003-05-11T04:55:20Z")
> \*Originally posted by Phil Jayhan \* > \*\*phil removes phive keys phrom his keyboard, the 2 and the 8. As well as the x and the v and the i. phil also realizes that his new phirst ophicer of his Death Star (NaliWARcowz) made me promise to use this plutonium and Death Ray phor dephensive purposes only; Phil schemes and realizes a phirst strike on twenty eight (cant say his name as my keyboard is missing keys now) :bad: would be a dephensive thing to dephend Kirupaville against such phlagrant abuses of photoshop- pj 😠 \*\* Philbo: as your Minister of Inphormation, I must advice you to keep quiet on this issue… 😉 Rev ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/13 "2003-05-11T04:56:43Z")
Phildo… Phildo… Phildo… stop trying to cover up your tracks with lie after lie… after lie… after lie. It’s time to stop. Seek proffesional help for you’re disorder. It’s ok Phildo. Let it go. Enbrace us. Join us. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/14 "2003-05-11T05:02:20Z")
Phildo, you little whiny quitter head. You’re fired ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/15 "2003-05-11T13:13:06Z")
haha, how long did it take you to type that? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/16 "2003-05-11T13:27:58Z")
tee hee… fine ill stop after this one cuz that was good. buuuuuuut the comma should be before 82, and smilie should be before jp. I :love: you for trying tho. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/17 "2003-05-11T13:32:01Z")
oh, so you don’t want me telling people that you live in… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/18 "2003-05-11T13:48:40Z")
phil used an ‘f’~! and i got a screen shot! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/19 "2003-05-11T16:00:20Z")
> \*Originally posted by lavaboy \* > \*\*oh, so you don’t want me telling people that you live in… \*\* me? I don’t care… all the cool kids get stalked. Phildo used an ‘f’ nana ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614/20 "2003-05-11T16:56:12Z")
wait… hold on… \*\*\*\*\*. wow… it worked. edit; pj [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hell/20614.md?page=2)