# Hello..I am new **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [December 28, 2002, 8:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268 "2002-12-28T08:06:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/41 "2002-12-30T02:54:13Z")
DON’T TOUCH MY TROUT SWORD!!! Or I will fry you up and eat you!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/42 "2002-12-30T03:07:11Z")
Awww… You wouldn’t eat me… Trout tastes better… Come on and sit down and enjoy your trout sword over a nice open fire beta 🙂 _lol_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/43 "2002-12-30T03:08:17Z")
I don’t eat seafood :bad: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 3:14am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/44 "2002-12-30T03:14:00Z")
Then you definetly wouldn’t etas me… Name is MArlin… as in the big huge swordfish marlin 🙂 I’m safe then… _goes back to cooking beta’s trout sword_ _lol_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/45 "2002-12-30T03:18:34Z")
Fish don’t type… just because your name is Marlin, doesn’t mean you are a fish. :evil: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/46 "2002-12-30T04:26:37Z")
Yeha well… 😱BLAH TO YOU!😱 Always nasaying me… _lmao_ Punk… _eats your trout sword anyways_ Take that! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/47 "2002-12-30T04:33:51Z")
How do you know fish can’t type?? Just because you’ve never seen a fish type doesn’t mean they can’t. This sounds to me like a case for CorpusT. Phil should take a look into the typing marlins. Ten to one they’re trying to take over the world. The internet is a perfect cover for them. Who’d trust a marlin face to face? They are known fish theives. The internet provides them enough animinity to carry out their fiendish plans. All under our noses. We got your number Playmarz. You better just watch you back. The trouts are tolling for thee. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/48 "2002-12-30T04:35:02Z")
man lost… 7000 posts? You’re @#%ing insane. get a girl. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/49 "2002-12-30T04:38:04Z")
yes, the fish are becoming more and more powerful. with ■■■■ wildlife tree hugging hippies on their side to purify streams, they are able to multiply. who knows, there may be a little fish living in your toilet that takes little fish pictures of you pooping, and then one day when you have a lot of money will blackmail you into giving him food for him and his fish-clan. you better watch yourselves. get the spearguns out, and the… fish poison… too. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/50 "2002-12-30T04:38:20Z")
_whistles and stolls eyes around room cautiously_… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/51 "2002-12-30T04:39:55Z")
_keeps a close eye on playamarz, spear gun at side_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/52 "2002-12-30T05:09:22Z")
David: I DO HAVE A GIRL!!! I just spent the past two days with her, and I am going over there tuesday for new years! I have a life… I just post a lot too. Sheesh :-\ 😛 Also, fish can’t type. They generally have a memory span of 5 seconds to a few minutes, so even if they COULD type it wouldn’t be long before they forgot what they were typing! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 5:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/53 "2002-12-30T05:12:11Z")
So yeah… the other day I was wlaking down the… What was I talking baout again? Anyways… Spear guns don’t kill marlin’s People Kill marlin’s _lol_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 5:15am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/54 "2002-12-30T05:15:39Z")
ahh but i am a person, only i have a speargun. lost-- its fish-naieve people like you who end up paying thousands of dollars for fish food for a fish who holds you ransom for not thinking he could type. that fishll prolly post pictures of you all over the internet, and take them off only when his fish-clan is nay hungry. just watch urself… _keeps speargun at side_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/55 "2002-12-30T05:35:37Z")
first of all, the fish-clans are always hungry :beam: secondly, fish CAN type…they can just buy a pair of hands at Ebay and/or some organ market in some third world country…where they can also buy 128MB of memory for only $525!! so…their memory spans can be extened for hours!! :crazy: third, if you want to learn more flash…just play around with the stuff. experiance is the best way to learn and playing around with it will teach you much more than tutorials in the long run =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/56 "2002-12-30T05:39:52Z")
nimrod: pff, like I own fish :-\ I wouldn’t waste my money on a FISH! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 5:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/57 "2002-12-30T05:44:29Z")
oh you dont have to have a fish to have one live in your toilet and spy on you when you do your daily activities. just watch out… **[SIZE=4]THE FISH ARE EVERYWHERE[/SIZE]** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 5:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/58 "2002-12-30T05:51:40Z")
> \*Originally posted by nimrod \* > \*\*oh you dont have to have a fish to have one live in your toilet and spy on you when you do your daily activities. just watch out… **[SIZE=4]THE FISH ARE EVERYWHERE[/SIZE]** \*\* i take it you are a surviving victem? i’m sure the experiance was traumatic and humbling and you are are watching out for your fellow humans… _takes out fork and knife while keeping a close eye on playa_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 6:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/59 "2002-12-30T06:11:24Z")
This has to be the most retarded thread ever posted on Kirupa and I LOVE IT. :crazy: I give it 2 thumbs up, 2 trouts up and 2 toes up as well. Keep up the good nonsense guys! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/60 "2002-12-30T06:15:26Z")
_puts on a human mask and sneaks up behind nimrod_ _smacks the speargun outta nimrod’s hand and smacks him with a trout that I was eatting_ 🙂 [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268.md?page=4)