# Hello..I am new **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [December 28, 2002, 8:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268 "2002-12-28T08:06:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 7:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/61 "2002-12-30T07:00:04Z")
![](http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/nono.gif) bad playa ![](http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/nono.gif) now your gonna get it _takes out trout rocket launcher_ ![](http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/rocket.gif) and playa…don’t even think about running…we have you surrounded ![](http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/utf.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/62 "2002-12-30T15:35:59Z")
Whatever happened to the guy who originally posted this thread? Have you scared him off, you naughty boys? One quick question - how can a fish buy a pair of hands on ebay with which to type, when it would need hands to be able to type in the URL for ebay and make the purchase of the pair of hands with which to type…? Honestly, one of you gets out his trout (or indeed, any other form of unfortunate marine life) and everyone follows suit. Could it be trout envy? It’s all very Freudian guys. 🙂 Padawan, if you’re still around and not having a nervous breakdown under your PC, then welcome to the wonderful world of Kirupa Forums… :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/63 "2002-12-30T16:05:19Z")
> _Originally posted by Master Yoda_ > **the dork side, fear you most not feel > but laugh, sure you will** You must join phil padawan, together you shall rule the comedy of Kirupaville 😛 [EDIT]I almos forgot: WELCOME to the Kirupa! And may the force be with you:) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/64 "2002-12-30T23:45:26Z")
no I have not be scared away! I hvae been entranced my all of this fish stuff. and in reply to how a fish could type the url…well i am sure fish have human or ape friends who could order them for them or at least type for them to get there hands of ebay…hope he didn’t have to pay that much ps…seems like some of you have some time on your hands…so if you would like to tutor me in real time…whoa…that would be great…i would even buy you some fish food. maybe some plankton…=) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/65 "2002-12-30T23:46:41Z")
btw, i am haveing ice cream for supper! and thats not fish food ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/66 "2002-12-31T00:04:26Z")
> \*Originally posted by padawan \* > \*\*no I have not be scared away! I hvae been entranced my all of this fish stuff. and in reply to how a fish could type the url…well i am sure fish have human or ape friends who could order them for them or at least type for them to get there hands of ebay…hope he didn’t have to pay that much > ps…seems like some of you have some time on your hands…so if you would like to tutor me in real time…whoa…that would be great…i would even buy you some fish food. maybe some plankton…=) \*\* brilliant simply brilliant!! i couldn’t have said it better myself…i was a bit taken when Kit opposed my theory…so i think i am going to punish her… TAKE THIS KIT edit: good thing noone asked about the memory and how fish would formulate a plan to buy memory…or ask for help… whew _wipes forehead with wet cloth in relief_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/67 "2002-12-31T05:29:18Z")
Hey! Marlin’s have long poitny snots… I can type wiht the end of it… Might take me a while… And putting in the : might take me a little thinking… but oh well… _turns out the lights and squirms away to the ocean again…_ 🙂 btw… I love the new trout smacking smilie! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 6:22am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/68 "2002-12-31T06:22:22Z")
> One quick question - how can a fish buy a pair of hands on ebay with which to type, when it would need hands to be able to type in the URL for ebay and make the purchase of the pair of hands with which to type…? voice recognition software ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 6:36am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/69 "2002-12-31T06:36:46Z")
hah… Good point… But Marlin’s don’t really “talk” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 6:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/70 "2002-12-31T06:50:30Z")
but marlins have pointy snouts in which they can type with, according to playamarz… anyways, playamarz shall soon get a spear to the face… _loads automatic spear shotgun, and harpoon rocket launcher_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 7:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/71 "2002-12-31T07:34:33Z")
um… I don’t know what marlins you’ve been hanging out with. All the one’s I know speak pretty well. Most of the time you can’t get em to shut up. now I think you’re just trying to lead us off the path. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 7:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/72 "2002-12-31T07:37:38Z")
what do your fish friends like of your sunday afternoon “fishing” trips ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 9:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/73 "2002-12-31T09:33:23Z")
Voice recognition software? Good answer, but fish aren’t known as great conversationalists, at least not the ones I’ve seen. They do seem more preoccupied with checking whether they have bad breath - keep opening their mouths like that… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 11:25am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/74 "2002-12-31T11:25:06Z")
obviously I’ve been hanging out with the right marlin. ---
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Hmmm. One Man and his Fish? It’s a novel idea, certainly… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/76 "2002-12-31T16:52:58Z")
Hey… my breath doewsn’t stink! _sniffs it_… Nevermind… Just woke up… Hold on a minute… Gotta go gurgle mouth wash… la de da da da… There we go… Minty Fresh 🙂 Peace ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/77 "2002-12-31T20:05:05Z")
AHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHA I KNEW YOU WOULD USE GARGLE. I POISONED THAT GARGLE!!! AHAHAHAHAH. YOU DIE NOW MARZ!!! :evil: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/78 "2003-01-01T02:28:33Z")
whoa we got some evil sick people in this forum…poisoning gargle!! why didn’t i think of that?! ;( :bad: i agree with david, fish definately use voice recognition software…its becoming more and more advanced… how do they survive outside the water tho? do they have waterproof computers? and if they DO have ape and gorilla friends who help them type…how did they ever meet up? at the animal grocery store? something about this story stinks…and its not the fish…oh wait i forgot its playa’s mouth 😛 😛 Is Playa really poisened and dead? Have we finally seen the last of the caped crusader snowman? Now, that playa is out of the picture, who will protect Kirupaville from the serpantlike fish smacking Phil? And WHO will end the SPAM!!! Find out 2morrow, same Kirupa Time, Same Kirupa Channel!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268/79 "2003-01-02T00:14:16Z")
_passes out from poison_ ---
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_playa awakens from deep slumber_ _announcer emerges from out of nowhere and starts to speak_ "Ladies and Gentleman…and all fish everywhere, by a strange twist of phate Phil calls “Chance: The Final Frontier” our hero, playa, is miraculously alive and among the living!!! _invisible crowd bursts into applause and cheering_ In a wild haste to catch the 7:00 AM Bus, he grabbed any gargle in front of him, and that was his saving grace…instead of grabbing the poisoned gargle bottle…he grabbed an EXPIRED bottle…explaining why he feinted… now all is well and the day is saved 😱 and playa and his fish friends are mad as hell 😠 😱 _playa marks silver bullet with the name l0stpr0fet_ [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hello-i-am-new/10268.md?page=5)