# Hey its manny!

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**Created:** [March 15, 2002, 12:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349 "2002-03-15T12:41:34Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/21 "2002-03-15T16:41:41Z")

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and i quote from the bible of naz…“plans are never constant”

thus plans always change given x=plan  
to the formula

x = (t^2 / log(x) + e^(sin(t)) - 2) % x \<\< xt

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 4:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/22 "2002-03-15T16:46:31Z")

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what the hell are you talking about? i don’t even want to understand…so you are skipping 7th today.

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/23 "2002-03-15T16:48:38Z")

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most likely not

i changed the equation for plan

so x = plan

x = 1 / (X + 1 / (X + 1 / (X + 1 / (X…

solve for x!!!

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 4:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/24 "2002-03-15T16:50:17Z")

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x = 0 as the equation approaches infinity…  
solve this: x + 1 = x…HA!

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/25 "2002-03-15T16:53:45Z")

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ok…so x + 1 = x

x = x - 1  
x/x = 1 - 1/x  
1 = 1 - 1/x  
1 = (1 - 1/x)^2  
1 = 1 + 1/(x^2) - 2/x  
0 = 1/(x^2) - 2/x  
2/x = 1/(x^2)  
x = 2x^2  
x = 0

so HA!

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/26 "2002-03-15T16:56:20Z")

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x = x+1  
x^2 = x^2+2x+1  
-2x = 1  
x = -1/2

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/27 "2002-03-15T16:59:32Z")

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x = x + 1  
x - 1 = x  
(e^x)/e = e^x  
1/e = 1

then  
using your -2x = 1

-2x/e = 1  
x = -e/2

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/28 "2002-03-15T16:59:59Z")

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x = x+1  
1 = 0…right?  
therefore…  
x = x+0  
x = x!!!

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/29 "2002-03-15T17:00:50Z")

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x = x + 1  
x - 1 = x  
(e^x)/e = e^x  
1/e = 1

then  
using your -2x = 1

-2x/e = 1  
x = -e/2

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/30 "2002-03-15T17:05:17Z")

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x = x+1  
sin(x) = sin(x+1)  
sin(x) = cos(x)\*sin(1)+sin(x)\*cos(1)  
given 1 = 0…  
sin(x) = cos(x)\*0+sin(x)\*1  
therefore…  
sin(x) = sin(x)  
NO!!! it makes sense!!!

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/31 "2002-03-15T22:48:25Z")

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We French people may suck, but you guys suck at math.

pom 0]

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**Post date:** [March 16, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/32 "2002-03-16T00:13:52Z")

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don’t you see the point? we’re trying to disprove a whole bunch of math proofs! besides, we’re in school and we have nothing else to do.

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**Post date:** [March 16, 2002, 5:10am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/33 "2002-03-16T05:10:24Z")

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ya…we may suck at math…but then again…were just creating a problem for we math freaks…

with the aforementioned above, NAME EVERY SINGLE MATH RULE WE BROKE!!!

GO!

GO!

GO!

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**Post date:** [March 16, 2002, 11:13am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/34 "2002-03-16T11:13:17Z")

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Don’t worry guys, I understood what you were doing, but as you were picking on French people, I felt I had to answer. Kinda funny to see where you go when you start from a false hypothesis. I remember when I was your age, my math teacher proved us that necessarily, all the students in our classroom were girls, using simple recursion…

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That “when I was your age” crap makes me sound like I’m 50 or something… No, that was 4 years ago. 😃  
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**Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/36 "2002-03-17T15:00:11Z")

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hehe, we’re not specifically picking on french people. we both take french class and completely _deteste_ is as well as some other peers. i thought speaking a new language would be fun, but i made the wrong decision of picking french. or rather i should say, continuing learning french. as long as i could say: _je ne sais pas parler très bien français. savez-vous parler anglais?_ (which i’m not even sure is correct), i’ll be alright, if i should end up in a french-speaking country…or planet…

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**Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/37 "2002-03-17T17:11:03Z")

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French speaking planet ?? I don’t think you ahve to worry about that…

pom 0]  
Your sentence was correct by the way.

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**Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/38 "2002-03-21T19:48:17Z")

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frenchspeakingplanet = nightmare

so…

f(e^2)(n^2)cs(p^2)(a)kl = m

which is

feenncsppakl = m

so manny is feenncsppaklanny

and i see some words i can make out of that

suck as spank and nap and can and fan and penny…

so lets all spank manny!!!

anyway, to continue with “feenncsppaklanny”

there are 4 ns

so NNNN

NNNN is a four digit number, each digit being the same, nonzero, so there are nine possible numbers here:

1111,2222,3333,4444,5555,6666,7777,8888,and 9999

we take out even ones, so…  
1111,3333,5555,7777,9999

then se take out multiples of 3  
1111,5555,7777

and finally the multiples of 5:

1111,7777

lets add them togethter (for the hell of it)

8888

ah ha…so 8888 = 8888.5 - .5

and -.5 = x = x + 1

so 8888 = 8888.5 + x + 1

so 8887 = 8888.5 + x

SO!!!

x = 1.5!!!

so x = x + 1

1.5 = 1.5 + 1

0 = 1

multiply boths sides by zero

0=0

that looks like an oxygen molecule (O2), so now lets get into some organic chemistry while were on the subject…

so i have some propane

H H H  
H-C-C-C-H  
H H H

or in condensed structure form: /\

and we add some O=O to it, so we have a combustion reactione with propane (ohhh…combustion…pyromantic tendencies…)

so we get the prodcuts water and carbon dioxide

naz hates water so he throws out the water so we just have CO2

carbon dioxide is in the air…so thats not a bad thign thats a good thigns

and since carbon dioxide has carbon in it…we choose the C…pencil lead is grpahite, which is a form fo solid carbon…

i do math with a pencil

pencils are perhaps the greatest tools ever

agree? disagree? i dont care

what am i caring about? I DONT KNOW!!!

alright, so graphtie…another form of solid carbon is the buckyball: thsoe things are so cool…fun chem stuff…so “alors” (french ppl)…ok…i lost where i was going with this

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wow…  
time to start a new equation:  
a=2a

1/2 = 1!!!

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hey-its-manny/1349/40 "2002-03-23T02:52:00Z")

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so 1/2 = 1

1 = 2  
1/2 = 2

1/1 = 1

1 = 1

wow…ur right manny!

anyway…im on a mac…hold on …@#%$!  
o ahte this!!!Yeiuhurhas4  
'dsg

going crazy

sadhusagsadsafhd[

im t vtech

hey! so are you! hey, its manny @ vtech

lets get drunk now!

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