# Hooked to your couch?
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921
**Category:** random
**Created:** [August 13, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921 "2004-08-13T18:20:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@tucker](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/tucker)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/1 "2004-08-13T18:20:17Z")
so i woke up and my mom tells me that this fat woman didnt get off her couch for 5 years and she got stuck to it and died. MY friends didnt believe me so i got the link
[http://www.nbc5.com/news/3646642/detail.html](http://www.nbc5.com/news/3646642/detail.html)
how could someone live like that for more than five minutes? :huh:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/2 "2004-08-13T18:27:25Z")
EEEEEEEEEWWWW! I think that’s about the grossest thing I’ve ever heard of.
I don’t know if I can really believe that. _gags_
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/3 "2004-08-13T18:32:56Z")
i aint even gona watch this link man, it sounds way too gross already for me to go on there …
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/4 "2004-08-13T18:35:47Z")
:: buys bigger computer chair ::
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/5 "2004-08-13T18:36:37Z")
> [@Jasninder](#):
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> i aint even gona watch this link man, it sounds way too gross already for me to go on there …
:lol: it’s not a video JAs so I think you could stomach it.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/6 "2004-08-13T18:37:54Z")
that is the most disgusting thing ever. bad visual…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/7 "2004-08-13T18:44:01Z")
I saw the video of the couch yesterday in the local news, but I didn’t pay enough attention to think that someone died in it. It was pretty disgusting. Do they mean that she never got off of the couch for the past several years? That means no showering or bathrooming…eww. I feel bad for the workers who had to try to dislodge her.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/8 "2004-08-13T18:50:24Z")
I know its not a video man but i have this wild disease of reading stuff and then actually running it in my mind as a movie, sometimes it gets worst then it orignally would have been orignally 😛
but as Kman flashed some light on topics which he should’nt have, ewwww i dont even feel like returning to this thread, lol
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/9 "2004-08-13T20:03:59Z")
> Authorities estimate that she had been on the couch anywhere from two to six years. Her skin had reportedly grafted to the fabric in the couch.
> A preliminary autopsy on the the four-foot, ten-inch woman lists the cause of death as “morbid obesity.”
Im suprised nobody has asked this yet, but does she have a sister?? haha j/k…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/10 "2004-08-13T20:52:56Z")
if she did, she probably ate her… 😛
Dan eats babies, so why not? =)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/11 "2004-08-13T20:57:33Z")
That is really really really sick. Okay, you have to eat a LOT of stuff to get to 480 pounds. And if you don’t get up to go to the bathroom, wouldn’t that mean there is a lot of “fecal matter” on the couch? Six years worth? Oh lord. Thank God I was not one of those cops walking in on that.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/12 "2004-08-13T20:59:39Z")
_shudder_
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/13 "2004-08-13T22:07:21Z")
Ew ☹ I emailed the link to some of my freinds and 75% of them were completely grossed out, and only one of my ( sickest ) freinds found it funny
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/14 "2004-08-13T22:43:08Z")
who was taking care of her? ie. buying her food and bills and such. That person should go to jail or something
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/15 "2004-08-13T22:47:08Z")
yeah, i think their would definately have to be another guilty party… unless she got up and around with the couch still grafted to her skin… :-/
This Lady took the term ‘Coach Potato’ to a whole new level… :to:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/16 "2004-08-13T23:04:03Z")
that means she wasn’t wearing clothing on the part that got stuck to the couch… was she nude?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/17 "2004-08-13T23:10:20Z")
Hahahaha… omg… I love America!!
That was AWSOME… she was taken gluttony to another level!
THIS is great entertainment… !😃
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/18 "2004-08-13T23:29:54Z")
And did anyone else notice her name is “Grinds”
hahahah! 😃
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/19 "2004-08-13T23:31:25Z")
Dude I think only da kine locals get that. 😉
:lol:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hooked-to-your-couch/60921/20 "2004-08-14T00:03:20Z")
Eh an one couple haoles get it too!
Yes there is a very guilty person out there who helped this woman get that way…
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