# How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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**Created:** [November 2, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuck-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/7536 "2002-11-02T16:54:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![elion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4491bb/32.png) [@elion](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/elion)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuck-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/7536/1 "2002-11-02T16:54:19Z")

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well? how much? 😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuck-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/7536/2 "2002-11-02T16:59:41Z")

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Woodchucks generally eat green vegetables, wood is near impossible to digest and has hardley any nutrience. 😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuck-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/7536/3 "2002-11-02T17:06:51Z")

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-\_- think about the question: How much wood [COLOR=red]could[/COLOR] a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck [COLOR=red]could[/COLOR] chuck wood?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuck-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/7536/4 "2002-11-02T17:11:11Z")

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:hat: ITS A HYPOTHEDICAL QUESTION! AHHHHHHH!!!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuck-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/7536/5 "2002-11-02T17:11:56Z")

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oo… i almost have 100 posts! ^^

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuck-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/7536/6 "2002-11-02T17:50:38Z")

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woot! ^^

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuck-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/7536/7 "2002-11-02T20:01:33Z")

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The question rulz!  
Say it 3 times as fast as you can…  
I’m like rapping or something… =)

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**Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 11:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuck-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/7536/8 "2002-11-03T11:29:09Z")

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Hmm… It’s probably because that post was way to confusing and complicated for us little minded people to understand. If only we could all have the suprior thinking power that you possess phil.😛

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**Post date:** [November 3, 2002, 12:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuck-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/7536/9 "2002-11-03T12:26:39Z")

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why does everyone think “chuck” means eat or chew? where i come from, chuck means “throw”. Now a woodchuck is a relatively small animal, maybe 13 pounds. They have little tiny hands and short arms. So they aren’t going to be picking up any big logs or anything. Maybe some twigs or small pieces of branch. i’d say if a woodchuck came across a medium sized branch weighing say 5 pounds, and it was in his way, he’d probably pick it up and chuck it out of the way.