# How To Become An Asian? **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [April 26, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322 "2003-04-26T17:59:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Maxtr0sity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maxtr0sity](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Maxtr0sity)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/1 "2003-04-26T17:59:58Z")
Hey, I was just wondering to all you asians out there…how do you become an asian? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/2 "2003-04-26T18:00:34Z")
?? :-\ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/3 "2003-04-26T18:01:49Z")
Wel, it’s going to be made into a short flash movie that i’m working on…just need some ideas…this might sound stupid though ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/4 "2003-04-26T18:06:41Z")
not being cheeky… but surely the best place to start would be by being… born one? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/5 "2003-04-26T18:07:24Z")
lol… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/6 "2003-04-26T18:11:35Z")
I agree Anorak 😛 Seems like the best method - Soul :s: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/7 "2003-04-26T18:18:26Z")
wel…lets say that ur an asian…how would u like other people to become u ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/8 "2003-04-26T18:23:50Z")
eating chinese food :trout: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/9 "2003-04-26T18:24:36Z")
chinese food…first thing ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/10 "2003-04-26T18:31:04Z")
i love spring rolls… haha the most politically incorrect smily out of al 75 :chinaman: its called chinaman ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/11 "2003-04-26T18:38:27Z")
a lot of fake tan? only kidding… 🙂 by introducing more cultural awareness between communities by organising events etc. showing them what is so good about their culture would be a good incentive for other ppl to want to become more actively involved in it… free spring rolls at events are entirely optional though… ha ha… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/12 "2003-04-26T19:13:30Z")
You drive a nice rice rocket and then your asian like me! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/13 "2003-04-26T19:31:03Z")
lol…rice rocket ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/14 "2003-04-26T19:45:10Z")
living in ASIA helps Im sure ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/15 "2003-04-26T19:45:41Z")
let’s see… 1. gel your hair everyday 2. wear clothes that are at least 2 sizes larger than what you’d normally wear (which is pretty baggy anyway) 3. have golden chains, but not a-bling-bling-lot, but a noticeable amount 4. like rice 5. walk slightly gangsta like 6. don’t drive classic cars, only accords or civics. 7. alter your car in order to boost only your ego. (spoilers add 15 horsepower :sigh: ) 7a) (oh yeah) stickers add 2 HP each, and chinese lettering adds 7-10 HP 8. listen to rap 9. don’t wear hats… 10. …if you do, wear it in a non-traditional way 11. tyPe Like THis wHen sPeaKiNg oNlINe 12. SPeAK LiKe DIs wHeN chatTiNG wiT uR HOMieS ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/16 "2003-04-26T20:09:17Z")
1. like rice lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/17 "2003-04-26T20:33:10Z")
ok those things lsited on top WILL NOT MKAE YOU ASIAN. because wearing abggy crap is for asian people in america who wanna be ghetto fabulous. here are the REAL STEPS to becoming ASian. 1. Learn Kanji 2. Buy Puma shoes/jacket 3. wear tight jeans, not too tight. 4. Listen to Ayumi Hamasaki, Hiro and SPEED. Also, Larc n ciel and X japan and Dir N Grey. 5. Play beatmania 6. Be quiet and calm 7.Watch all films by Miyazaki 1. Drink Calpis, Gogonokocha. 2. chew on black black gum 3. eat pocky, sushi, rice 4. Have a big collection of AV (\*\*\*\*o) 5. speak in a weird pantameter 13.Own a Vespa ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/18 "2003-04-26T20:51:23Z")
alrit…tight jeans?..naa…that’s not really it…being an asian myself… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/19 "2003-04-26T21:09:37Z")
yeah, edwin, i don’t remember you being asian at all… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-become-an-asian/19322/20 "2003-04-26T21:12:08Z")
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