# How to get laid **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238 "2003-11-11T20:57:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mjULTRA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@mjULTRA](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/mjULTRA)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/1 "2003-11-11T20:57:54Z")
Its all about the Flowmaster… :h: [http://webpages.charter.net/graffeogearboxes/images/flowmaster\_get\_chicks.jpg](http://webpages.charter.net/graffeogearboxes/images/flowmaster_get_chicks.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/2 "2003-11-11T21:00:30Z")
might I suggest just carrying around a boom box, and a CD of a V8 @ 4000 RPM… Rev ![](http://aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/3 "2003-11-11T21:01:08Z")
does it go “Wooooo Wooooo!” :q: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/4 "2003-11-11T21:03:05Z")
Sen- I can go “Wooooo Wooooo!” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/5 "2003-11-11T21:04:38Z")
haha that is hilarious…i thought it was a real article at first 🙂 -teet ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/6 "2003-11-11T21:19:09Z")
lmao that was great… now i know what im getting for chirstmas 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/7 "2003-11-11T21:31:52Z")
hey what do you know, that will fit on my car… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/8 "2003-11-11T21:47:07Z")
Hahaha … that was hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/9 "2003-11-11T22:05:34Z")
\*\*\*\*, maybe I should do that… Or maybe I should start saying ‘Yo’ more often, and maybe follow it with “peeps”… hmmm… I think i will start using “dope” as an adjective now ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/10 "2003-11-11T22:18:07Z")
“…Much like bullfrogs in the wild, the powerfull sound from his flow master will attract breeding females…” lmfao … that was great ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/11 "2003-11-11T22:26:20Z")
for those that dont know wooo wooo reference 😉 [http://homepage.mac.com/howheels/rubpics/woowoo.wmv](http://homepage.mac.com/howheels/rubpics/woowoo.wmv) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/12 "2003-11-11T22:43:55Z")
oh fer faucksSake … that’d drive all the she-frogs right outta da swamp :d: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/13 "2003-11-12T00:52:50Z")
did someone call a pimp? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/14 "2003-11-12T04:59:02Z")
hm… i always thought that offering to pay for their half of the dinner was pretty good way to get laid. -and im off ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/15 "2003-11-12T12:14:14Z")
lol… i think his success results in the women not hearing him talk anymore cause the exhaust systems’s too loud :hr: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/16 "2003-11-12T13:40:38Z")
step 1: purchase chicken mesh step 2: wrap it into an man sized elongated spherical shape step 3: dip some old newspaper in pva glue and just slap it on step 4: repeat until the entire thing is covered in 4-5 layers step 5: allow to set step 6: paint it white and add varnish step 7: add two holes at the sides and one large hole at the bottom step 8: enter the paper mached giant egg suit step 9: find a very big chicken step 10: You don’t want to know what this step is step 11: Wait And that’s how to get laid ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/17 "2003-11-12T15:44:27Z")
Women are the foundations of society- but remember who laid them… (ok its sorta off topic but who cares=)) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/18 "2003-11-12T15:58:53Z")
lol @ mlk it is sad all us geeks have to start a topic on how to get laid. 😛 Maybe if making the person a web site or maybe fixing their virus infested computer, that might do it. :thumb: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/19 "2003-11-12T16:22:18Z")
> \*Originally posted by datapimp \* > \*\*lol @ mlk it is sad all us geeks have to start a topic on how to get laid. 😛 Maybe if making the person a web site or maybe fixing their virus infested computer, that might do it. :thumb: \*\* That actually works btw 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238/20 "2003-11-12T16:27:06Z")
Yeah best thing I learnt at uni. Minimum you get fed! [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/how-to-get-laid/35238.md?page=2)