# Hu? **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [November 21, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hu/8452 "2002-11-21T16:31:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bit\_101](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/bit_101/32/67_2.png) [@bit\_101](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/bit_101)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hu/8452/1 "2002-11-21T16:31:06Z")
HU’S ON FIRST (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That’s what I want to know. Condi: That’s what I’m telling you. George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes! George: I mean the fellow’s name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya’ asking me for? Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That’s the man’s name. George: That’s who’s name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That’s correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don’t want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hu/8452/2 "2002-11-21T16:40:59Z")
no, i didn’t make it up. i got it off a post at were-here. i don’t know the original source. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hu/8452/3 "2002-11-21T16:54:29Z")
OMG! Where do you get all this stuff???!!?!?? I was LMAO! Man! that’s soooo funny ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hu/8452/4 "2002-11-21T17:15:56Z")
Over here we have this program called 2DTV. It’s a cartoon / impressions / topical news thing. It parodies Bush and Blair quite a lot. Bush is portaryed as a bit of a fool, who has to have things explained to him by ‘Professor Liebstrom’ - a sock puppet created by his generals. Blair is shown fetching sticks for Bush. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 5:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/hu/8452/5 "2002-11-21T17:28:37Z")
Thats funny stuff… Good one