# I am a rotten criminal

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**Created:** [September 22, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-a-rotten-criminal/271395 "2008-09-22T18:39:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![shane\_c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@shane\_c](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/shane_c)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-a-rotten-criminal/271395/1 "2008-09-22T18:39:49Z")

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This morning, we ran out of plastic knives for our bagels here at the office, so I went to the gas station to grab a few. I grabbed four of them, and on my way back to my car the lady working there chased me out and demanded to know what I took. I showed her my bounty of plastic utensils, and she instantly went into justice mode. She demanded that I give one back - three is reasonable… But four… that merits chasing me out to my car and laying the hammer down.

I have learned my lesson, and I hope you all can learn from my mistakes as well.