# I am my own grandpa **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [October 27, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299 "2002-10-27T23:38:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Makaveli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@Makaveli](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Makaveli)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299/1 "2002-10-27T23:38:31Z")
* * * I Am My Own Grandpa Many, many years ago When I was twenty three I got married to a widow Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown up daughter With flowing hair of red, My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. Now my daughter was my mother, For she was my father’s wife. To complicate the matters worse Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad, And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow’s grown up daughter, Who of course was my step-mother. Father’s wife then had a son Who kept them on the run, And he became my grandson For he was my daughter’s son. My wife is now my mother’s mother And it makes me blue. Because although she is my wife, She’s now my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it It simply drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw, As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! * * * i saw this [here](http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/grandpa.htm) , i dunno if anyone has seen this b4 , i just thought it was mind racking! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299/2 "2002-10-28T01:03:09Z")
:asian: 😛 :hat: :cowboy: :goatee: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299/3 "2002-10-28T03:21:15Z")
That movie is hilarious. I remember the first time I heard that song I was cracking up for hours. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 3:30am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299/4 "2002-10-28T03:30:21Z")
whats the name of the movie with that song in it!? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 3:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299/5 "2002-10-28T03:37:05Z")
I think it was called “The Stupids” or something. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299/6 "2002-10-28T03:49:16Z")
thats ironic cuz i thought that little song was pretty cool 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299/7 "2002-10-28T03:52:00Z")
It is awesome. And makes complete sense. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299/8 "2002-10-28T03:55:01Z")
Just an FYI… I’m My Own Grandpa Written by Dwight Latham & Moe Jaffe, ca 1947 Rev:elderly: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 4:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299/9 "2002-10-28T04:20:00Z")
Good to know 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 5:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299/10 "2002-10-28T05:05:38Z")
w00t downloaded it. That is good! -brad-:elderly: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-am-my-own-grandpa/7299/11 "2002-10-28T05:11:50Z")
We old farts remember this being sung on 'The Grand Ole Opry… :elderly: It was inspired by Mark Twain, just for another bit of Clavenism… 😛 Rev:elderly: