# I need a freaking sales person

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [July 30, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095 "2003-07-30T03:00:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![lava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a4c791/32.png) [@lava](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/lava)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/1 "2003-07-30T03:00:01Z")

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seriously, all this freaking freelancing stuff sucks when you have to be your own salesperson. I don’t have time to deal with that stuff… I just want to be like - ooh, a job… 🙂

just ranting.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/2 "2003-07-30T03:05:00Z")

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here is a tip that you most likely already know:  
Start high to go low…say you want

$500 bucks for a job. start at like 800 and work down. if you get lucky you might get 600.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/3 "2003-07-30T03:11:06Z")

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I can get the jobs… I’d just rather not be spending my time looking for them.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/4 "2003-07-30T03:31:09Z")

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oh. well then. how do yuo go about looking for jobs? err jobs like that.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/5 "2003-07-30T03:33:24Z")

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Try to convince kirupa to make a job forum. It could make it easier for people to find jobs and easier for employers to find people if they post on a forum with thousands of flashers.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/6 "2003-07-30T03:37:39Z")

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kirupa…would you make a job forum or a sub forum? nali has a good point.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/7 "2003-07-30T03:43:00Z")

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[s=autmun]welcome to the ![](http://www.xs4all.nl/~pcvdklis/pupgall/kimberpups1.jpg) of being freelance…

that’s why you get the ![](http://pages.xtn.net/~jdawg/xpo2_big.jpg)  
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and you have all the time to ![](http://floridaflatflyfishing.com/art_FFSW_DoingTheTarponTango_fi/TarponCatch.gif)

:beam: [/s]

Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/8 "2003-07-30T03:54:22Z")

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ooo pictunary,

Welcome to the world of freelance, where you get the buck and still have time to fish

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/9 "2003-07-30T03:58:08Z")

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No, it’s:  
"Welcome to the tit-sucking dogs of being freelance… that’s what you get the bodyless deer and all the time to hold excessively large fresh water fish in your hands while standing next to a strange man.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/10 "2003-07-30T04:19:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by [mdipi.com](http://mdipi.com) \*  
> \*\*ooo pictunary,

Welcome to the world of freelance, where you get the buck and still have time to fish \*\*

how do you get world out that image?

and it’s big bucks BTW…

:beam:

Rev

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/11 "2003-07-30T04:43:57Z")

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you know, when puppies are born they are sometimes said, “Welcome to the world little guy”

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/12 "2003-07-30T06:08:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by [mdipi.com](http://mdipi.com) \*  
> \*\*kirupa…would you make a job forum or a sub forum? nali has a good point. \*\*

In this new forum of ours, there will be 3 roles.

1… The freelancers that are asking for jobs  
2… The searcher of jobs  
3… Companies that want web sites.

The searchers should be paid 10% commission (or some other percent). That will get the searchers motivated, the freelancers’ wallets exploding, and the companies a web site.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/13 "2003-07-30T07:46:27Z")

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the guy on the right looks like saddam

onTopic:  
Forums are semi-good for contacting, but face it, it’s mostly _designers_ who frequent them

JMO

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 7:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/14 "2003-07-30T07:58:04Z")

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![](http://www.fishpharm.com/pic/sales-man.gif) there you go!

PPS  
Personal Portable Salesman

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 8:22am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-need-a-freaking-sales-person/27095/15 "2003-07-30T08:22:22Z")

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cool! I want want one? I’ll give you 5 rupees 😉
