# I quit! from Santa Clause **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [November 11, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-quit-from-santa-clause/7983 "2002-11-11T21:07:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![reverendflash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f08c70/32.png) [@reverendflash](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/reverendflash)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-quit-from-santa-clause/7983/1 "2002-11-11T21:07:04Z")
T’was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I’ve busted my ass for ■■■■ near a year. Instead of “Thanks Santa” - what do I hear? The old lady nags 'cause I work late at night… The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better, Those a\*\*holes from IRS sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes - if that ain’t darn funny. Who the heck ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days - they all are the pits. They want the impossible …Those mean little sh\*ts. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds, Assembling dolls…Their arms, legs and heads, I made a ton of yoyo’s - No request for them… They want computers and robots…they think I’m IBM. Flying through the air…dodging the trees, Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees. I’m quitting this job…there’s just no enjoyment. I’ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. There’s no Christmas this year…now you know the reason… I found me a blonde. I’m going SOUTH for the season! Signed, St. Nick Rev:elderly: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-quit-from-santa-clause/7983/2 "2002-11-11T21:10:57Z")
LOL, I read that before, but it is still funny. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-quit-from-santa-clause/7983/3 "2002-11-11T21:11:52Z")
LOL nothing is new… my father sent that one. 😛 I knew that one would tickle you lostinbeta… Rev:elderly: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-quit-from-santa-clause/7983/4 "2002-11-11T21:13:38Z")
i find that funny too. lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-quit-from-santa-clause/7983/5 "2002-11-11T21:30:00Z")
LOL!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-quit-from-santa-clause/7983/6 "2002-11-11T21:31:03Z")
🙂 Very funny - I just sent it to the lady working beside me, she had a pretty good laugh to 🙂 Thanks! It was new to me.