# I scream like a girl!

**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511
**Category:** random
**Created:** [February 1, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511 "2003-02-01T00:56:01Z")
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### Author: ![senocular](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/senocular/32/7217_2.png) [@senocular](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/senocular)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/1 "2003-02-01T00:56:01Z")

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So the other night, late, I was driving home. Long striaght-away going a little uphill on a two lane (oneway in each direction) road with about 20-30 yards from the curb on either side to a forresty area. So Im driving and out of no-where this HUGE fox bolts out of the woods - he was cruisin too. And this wasnt out ahead of me, this was close, real close - not even close enough for me to run him over, but to where if he didnt slow down (which he did) he would have head-butted my car (and probably flipped me because he was BIG!). Anyway he freaked me out a lot - enough to a point where I screamed. Immediately thereafter of course I was hysterically laughing, a little from the rush of adrenaline and just from the fact that I screamed at all - something which, in all honesty, I have no recollection of doing anytime within the past to years, at least not out of fear. But then it struck me that (and this incited further laughter) that I scream like a girl! I was short but really high pitched. :!: … but actually its not a girl, but Homer 😉 I scream like Homer.  
[http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:S\_CiWohIYOsC:members.tripod.com/~homy/pictures/ours/scream.gif](http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:S_CiWohIYOsC:members.tripod.com/~homy/pictures/ours/scream.gif)  
Any scream Ive screamed in the past 10 years or so have been direct mockings of Homers scream (just out of humor). In doing so Ive trained my mind to believe that the homer scream is the scream to use to … scream. Its like little idiosyncrasies you might pickup from a friend after hanging around them a lot, especially if you hold them in high regard. Or better yet, girlfriends/boyfriends. Chances are you’ve picked a few habits off your current or past significant others…

Thank you Homer for teaching me how to scream like a girl.  
 ![](http://userpages.umbc.edu/~tmccau1/images/smilies/explode.gif)

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/2 "2003-02-01T00:58:55Z")

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sen soon your going to surpass me in the post count…i can’t keep up with you…you are the only person who can catch up to lost my friend!!! GODSPEED!!!

👁 :bounce:

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/3 "2003-02-01T01:00:26Z")

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lol Ill never reach lost… he’ll probably break 9000 by the end of tonight 😉

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/4 "2003-02-01T01:41:27Z")

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you’ll have to get above 50 posts/day first…

:chinaman:

Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif)

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/5 "2003-02-01T02:35:42Z")

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Hey seno,  
I was browsing through Flashkit after searching for something, and I found your name with a lot of posts there as well. Very impressive =)

Cheers!  
Kirupa :ub:

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/6 "2003-02-01T02:45:22Z")

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> Its like little idiosyncrasies you might pickup from a friend after hanging around them a lot, especially if you hold them in high regard. Or better yet, girlfriends/boyfriends. Chances are you’ve picked a few habits off your current or past significant others…

Thank you Homer for teaching me how to scream like a girl.

so…homer is your sig other??

back on track ppl…no more about how much sen posts…:whistle: sen…ur a postign machine!!

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/7 "2003-02-01T02:47:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Makaveli \*  
> \*\*so…homer is your sig other?? \*\*

…no!

D’oh!

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/8 "2003-02-01T03:13:27Z")

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tee hee hee :o

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/9 "2003-02-01T03:40:06Z")

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sen, i scream like a lion!!! ROAR!!!

ok never mind…

seriously…when ur in pain…ROAR!!! it scares and freaks the hell out of people

one time i was in the elevator and some kid pinched me and it was really crowded and i ROARED!!! …you can picture the reaction…all faces turned and stared  
i was like…meow…???

=) =) strange but true story

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/10 "2003-02-01T04:02:24Z")

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Lost screams like this…eeeeeeeeeeeepppppp!!! 😛

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/11 "2003-02-01T04:03:08Z")

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EG!!! YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE!!!

:eeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp: :run:

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/12 "2003-02-01T04:04:47Z")

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ROOOOOAR!!!

:love: :love: :love: feel the love???

_sees female tigers swarming around_

uh oh :crazy: :run:

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/13 "2003-02-01T04:05:31Z")

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you all need to step away from the computer. 😛

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/14 "2003-02-01T04:08:59Z")

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sen:

Come to SF, I will show you an entire part of town that screams that way…

…even when they cross the street…

Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif)

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/15 "2003-02-01T04:10:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by reverendflash \*  
> \*\*sen:

Come to SF, I will show you an entire part of town that screams that way…

…even when they cross the street…

Rev \*\*

LMAO!! you crack me up rev…😛

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/16 "2003-02-01T04:47:32Z")

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well, SpringField RULEZ!!! thats SF right…right…??? 👁 :bounce:

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/17 "2003-02-01T04:49:50Z")

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you need to shutup mak!

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/18 "2003-02-01T05:32:39Z")

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no i don’t!!! :stunned: i’m stunned aislin…you make me mad!! 😠 😠 ok i’m happy agin 😛

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-scream-like-a-girl/12511/19 "2003-02-01T05:38:30Z")

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_giggles_  
I’m gonna ride the ROL…LER…COASTER! OMIGOD!  
HEEHEE!
