# I wish this had been me:

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**Created:** [March 26, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-wish-this-had-been-me/46675 "2004-03-26T19:26:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lou\_Sifffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@Lou\_Sifffer](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Lou_Sifffer)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/i-wish-this-had-been-me/46675/1 "2004-03-26T19:26:58Z")

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from [www.thesmokinggun.com](http://www.thesmokinggun.com)

> Richard Simmons was arrested yesterday and charged with assaulting a Harley Davidson salesman during a confrontation at a Phoenix airport.

he said:

> he said, “Look, Richard Simmons. Drop your bags, let’s rock to the 50’s.”

Richie responded:

> “It’s not nice to make fun of people with issues.” He then slapped Farney’s face.

I would so like to be the guy who sues the crap out of this guy. And I am against litigation, generally.