# If I Was A Beer **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [April 23, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983 "2003-04-23T07:15:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Illuminae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@Illuminae](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Illuminae)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/1 "2003-04-23T07:15:31Z")
if you were a keg, and someone tapped you, what kind of beer would come out??? i would be… GOLGIALE ~a light amber ale, easy on the hops, infused with raspberry and served with a twist of lime the breakdown : red cuz im a readhead not too many hops, cuz hops= giddiness, and i’m pretty mellow raspberry for the artsy me and a twist cuz i’m full fo surprises HOW ABOUT YOU!!! :pirate: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/2 "2003-04-23T07:20:03Z")
hmm id have to be… jack dizzan… strong and puts you under the influence… \>=] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/3 "2003-04-23T07:20:56Z")
hahaha. wtf is jack dizzan? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/4 "2003-04-23T07:26:58Z")
Sorry golgi, here I am! I would be… umm… ## I would taste a bit bitter at first, but I go down smooth and with a great after taste… But offcourse as I am half russian it would be mixed with vodka and shpirt\* as well as your dose of communism… :beam: ## serve cold… 😛 \*shpirt: the vapor of boiling unleaded gazoline… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/5 "2003-04-23T07:28:09Z")
and I would taste like fruit punch… because I like fruit punch… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/6 "2003-04-23T07:28:37Z")
hehehehe. i had a beer like that once. a great homebrewed oatmeal stoudt. minus the vodka. and the shpirt. heheh ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/7 "2003-04-23T07:29:18Z")
woops, my beer didnt taste like fruit punch. nm. haha ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/8 "2003-04-23T07:30:08Z")
:sigh: Thats what they always say… and then its let me have another tast oh plz… and that leads me to start giving out beer like water! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/9 "2003-04-23T07:31:24Z")
beer + water = weer ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/10 "2003-04-23T07:32:12Z")
lol, thats hilarious… beer + gogli = :toad: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/11 "2003-04-23T07:34:09Z")
hahahaa. you said it. p.s. beer + golgi = “checking message lengths on one liner posts” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/12 "2003-04-23T07:35:16Z")
Woohoo… I dont drink that much beer… acctualy… Are you in to wine? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/13 "2003-04-23T07:42:51Z")
i have no choice - full blood italian, - MUST like wine… lol if i was a wine i would be a nice San Margherita Pino Grigio, cuz that’s my fav 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/14 "2003-04-23T07:43:38Z")
If I was wine, I would be…um… umm… Molson Wine… :whistle: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/15 "2003-04-23T07:46:52Z")
:crazy: molllson… hey! i thought of another cool thing about montreal, aside from the molson, Chably is only like 3$ a bottle, vs. like 13$ here ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/16 "2003-04-23T07:47:34Z")
Yeah, I love the Montreal Jazz fesitval , i got to admit… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/17 "2003-04-23T08:05:58Z")
??? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/18 "2003-04-23T08:10:12Z")
You mean you dont know??? Oh you missed something… its a festival of all kinds of jazz and stuff that dosent resemble jazz… its all free , its huge, goes on during the summer… at a place called Palce des Arts… its friggin awsome!! !! :crazy: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/19 "2003-04-23T08:11:46Z")
ive been b4, it was just totally random…lol. took me aback for a second. hey, is it warm up there yet? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/20 "2003-04-23T08:12:43Z")
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