# If I Was A Beer **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [April 23, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983 "2003-04-23T07:15:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/21 "2003-04-23T08:20:52Z")
How is it up there? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/22 "2003-04-23T08:24:42Z")
oh… hehe… woops. its crappy here. rained alll day. i didnt mind though, gave me an excuse to stay in, put on bunny slippers, light a fire, have a glass of wine, and seduce MACROMEDIA FLASH!!! MY ONLY TRUE LOVE!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/23 "2003-04-23T08:26:03Z")
Ahh to bad… see here the weather is great, so I have to excuse to seduce Flash… and I always fail anyway 😛 She always leaves and goes hangs out with Fireworks… that bastard! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/24 "2003-04-23T08:27:43Z")
ill tell you a secret, just between you and me 😉 shhhh… \*\*fireworks is having an affair with golive… imagine that!! an adobe!!! how scanadlous!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/25 "2003-04-23T08:28:49Z")
Oh… thats great… once I telll flash… their thing is over! Haha… all I have to do is to take care of Dreamweaver…know any dirt on him…? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:24am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/26 "2003-04-23T11:24:11Z")
_ **little known fact** _\*\* the correct plural form of “beer” is “beer” yes. that’s right folks, the word meaning multiple beer is not “beers”. proper english says it’s “beer” :nerd: oh, and russianbeer - don’t worry about dreamweaver, besides owing backtaxes, hes currently involved in a lawsuit involving his cousin and a sheep… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:25am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/27 "2003-04-23T11:25:37Z")
> oh, and russianbeer - don’t worry about dreamweaver, besides owing backtaxes, hes currently involved in a lawsuit involving his cousin and a sheep… OMG LOL!.. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/28 "2003-04-23T12:17:46Z")
haha, if I was a beer 🙂 😛 I would be LYNXALUS (lee-nu-x-a-lu-s) :crazy: … …LYNXALUS… … …vol 5.2%… …anno 2003… … ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/29 "2003-04-23T12:32:56Z")
golgi…are you a woman, or carrottop? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/30 "2003-04-23T12:33:41Z")
whats a… carrottop? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/31 "2003-04-23T12:36:49Z")
you know, that guy who does the call ATT commercials? (by your response i’m assuming the former.) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/32 "2003-04-23T12:38:42Z")
um. why would you think i was him? \*tearing up at the corners of my eyes ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/33 "2003-04-23T12:40:22Z")
oh i didn’t mean any harm, just by the look of your avatar, i couldn’t tell. but carrottop is a horrible horrible person, and you are not him. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/34 "2003-04-23T12:41:21Z")
hehe, ok! (mental note: need a new picture) :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/35 "2003-04-23T18:03:46Z")
good ole sad adams, great for relaxing or beating irish men at a bar. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/36 "2003-04-23T23:55:22Z")
today i am a pale ale, bitter and clouded with hops… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/37 "2003-04-24T01:10:02Z")
pale ale is beautiful, with its clear yet still mysterious appeal… something is always there, but hiding at the back of your pallete… I must say that pales are my favorite (esp NorCal pales… and some form Wash and Org) Peace ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983/38 "2003-04-24T01:15:26Z")
beer tastes like mud. [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-i-was-a-beer/18983.md?page=1)