# If you were a superhero/villian; what's your plan? **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [October 23, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817 "2003-10-23T21:37:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DariusMonsef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@DariusMonsef](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DariusMonsef)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/1 "2003-10-23T21:37:55Z")
I think I would drive around and find obese people eating junk food and slap it out of their hands. I would carry a pocket stair-stepper in my utility belt/ shoulder bag and I would make them do 10-15 minutes of cardio. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/2 "2003-10-23T21:39:18Z")
I would become extremely short and vulnerable. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/3 "2003-10-23T21:42:53Z")
and dont forget your trademark saying 😉 [http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35539](http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35539) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/4 "2003-10-23T21:43:15Z")
call phil and plan world domination ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/5 "2003-10-23T21:48:11Z")
I think I’d be a superhero who went around castrating rapists… I hate them, and would like to see each equally punished by having their genitals removed. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/6 "2003-10-23T21:48:30Z")
Prevent Phil from become the world dictator. I guess that would make him my arch-nemesis :evil: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/7 "2003-10-23T21:52:07Z")
you would be fighting me too, didnt you see the phone convo? hold up i will three-way you into this :thumb: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/8 "2003-10-23T21:54:29Z")
I don’t mind fighting you :bad: And I will never 3 way with you, especially if Phil is involved Ⓜ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/9 "2003-10-23T21:59:42Z")
1. Add mlk’s tutorial to the site within the next few days. 2. Extend the day by an extra 17 hours to 41. 3. Figure out why :ogre:'s eyes are red. 4. Award myself a Nobel prize in Physics, Math, and Chemistry. 5. Solve the Matrix for ultimate control of the world. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/10 "2003-10-23T22:01:34Z")
be happy, 'cause then I’d have a reason for wearing these red tights and gay green booties… 😃 Rev ![](http://aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/11 "2003-10-23T22:03:12Z")
Rev, It’s Almost November. I think you can break out that Holiday gear now! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/12 "2003-10-23T22:04:51Z")
Umm… Spit out tutorials for video game programming like a mindless little drone? :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/13 "2003-10-23T22:16:50Z")
I’d fight Spam and villainous spammers. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/14 "2003-10-23T22:21:28Z")
> \*Originally posted by EthanM \* > \*\*Rev, It’s Almost November. I think you can break out that Holiday gear now! \*\* whatdya mean break out? I’m still trying to justify the silver lightning bolt going across my chest… 😃 Rev ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/15 "2003-10-23T22:32:02Z")
1.destroy the gene that makes britains smell bad 😛 2.Brew the best beer ever 3.rule the world (of course) 4.make actionscript the only world language 5.ruin microsoft 6.sleep with kylie minogue 7.create a super mega computer, which is abled to calculate the future, to make it impossible for enermies to kill me 8.sleep with kylie minogue again 9.give senocular six eyes 10.forbid rap and hiphop music 11.burn my ex-gilfriend’s house 12. do 8 13. build up a 24 hours southpark TV channel 14. cure all diseases 15. go to bed and look forward to the next day 😃 …goodnight… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/16 "2003-10-23T23:14:06Z")
> \*Originally posted by McGiver \* > \*\* > 9.give senocular six eyes > \*\* But he already has 6 eyes! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/17 "2003-10-23T23:54:41Z")
As a Super hero, I would go around fixing all the "PH"s with "F"s that the Evil World Dictator has changed to mess with our minds! Oh yea, I have found out about your evil plan Phil, or shall i call you Fil !Your ingenious plan to confuse use with words like, phone and… other words that start with ph… isnt going to work phor me, Oh no! Not this phella. oh my! Its happening!! Phil is changing the letters as i speak! i must go to my phortress… AHHHH!!! hehe just kidding phil =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/18 "2003-10-24T00:50:35Z")
Hmm. I think I will come a villian just to be different. And to be a different villian I would do good stuff: I would: -Burninate stuff -Help ethanM and create a mobile lyposuction-mobile -promote the band [size=10][color="#CC0000"]STUTTERFLY[/color][/size] -meet as many members of kirupaforum as I could -eat -sleep -be super smart -fly -denouce 1337 speak ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/19 "2003-10-24T01:08:25Z")
I would have the power to create and destroy matter. With this, I would create a smaller world and live there. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/20 "2003-10-24T01:38:09Z")
> \*Originally posted by zachwlewis \* > \*\*I would have the power to create and destroy matter. > With this, I would create a smaller world and live there. \*\* :!: Nice! [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817.md?page=2)