# If you were a superhero/villian; what's your plan? **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [October 23, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817 "2003-10-23T21:37:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/21 "2003-10-24T03:22:26Z")
I will unite the world and make myself the ruler. One man. One world. One people. Those who defy me will not die. Oh no! Death will be too good for them. I will torture them. Rip out their fingernails. And when they are on the brink of death, I will call on the worlds best doctors to save their lives so I can toture them again soon! :evil: ---
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> \*Originally posted by comicGeek \* > \*\*I will unite the world and make myself the ruler. One man. One world. One people. Those who defy me will not die. Oh no! Death will be too good for them. I will torture them. Rip out their fingernails. And when they are on the brink of death, I will call on the worlds best doctors to save their lives so I can toture them again soon! :evil: \*\* My kinda guy you mind sharing world domination with another sicko??? ---
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Yes I mind! Bwahahahahahahahaha! There can be only one! :evil: ---
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LMAO ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 9:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/25 "2003-10-24T09:06:10Z")
I wouldn’t want much as a supervillian… Constant adoration and worship in confirmation of my status as a Goddess will be quite sufficient. :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/26 "2003-10-24T13:14:25Z")
Being a villan would kick balls… I think I could be super evil. I would have no particular plan but I think I would first rip the nipples off of spiderman, that little biznitch. I would then tag team catwoman and wonderwoman. Batmans cool so I would let him do his thing. The invisible man would be toast if I could track down that sneaky fruity bastard. lets see… Oh yeah I would kill stuff too. [edit] I just read phils post on outlawing the use of “f” and tracking down all “f-ers”. Even though I do not particulary like the idea it would be fun to track down and kill all of the “f-ers” I am going to bite his idea. But only I can use F’s.[/edit] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/27 "2003-10-24T22:09:39Z")
this is a toughie, but here we go: 1. Make stupidity painful. 2. Do Michelle Branch 3. Legalize it, the war on drugs is BS. 4. Get rid of the Electoral College 5. Destroy Apple. 6. Hang Bill Gates by his ears. 7. Make it so everyone has a theme that playes when they enter the room. 8. Make any girl with bleeched hair and drives a Jetta will disentigrate. 9. BJ’s for everyone! 10. Every house will have New Castle on tap. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/28 "2003-10-24T22:33:38Z")
> 1. Make it so everyone has a theme that playes when they enter the room. I think that could cause problems entering a supermarket ---
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I want to be a villain and be the first one to succeed in rigging a very elaborate machine to kill a superhero. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/30 "2003-10-25T03:50:31Z")
Well this is a way easy question, I whould be… Duh Duh duh DUUUUHHHH… …Geekman! The world’s geekiest superhero to exist! With his Omegaviolet Bifocals and his trusty Pocket protector. He works on stopping his arch rival… Duh da Duuuu!!! The Prep! With his gang of cheerleaders and his massive gallon of Super-slick hair gel he won’t stop till Geekman is off the streets… FOR GOOD. ---
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> \*Originally posted by comicGeek \* > \*\*Yes I mind! Bwahahahahahahahaha! There can be only one! :evil: \*\* oh well you leave me no choice then, you will be as dead as O-ren… wtf ummm i will kill you yeah ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 11:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/32 "2003-10-25T11:07:04Z")
I will be… Kajinku, the human frog. I can change my gender whenever I want. Bwahahahaaa!! Goal: world domination, of course. Australia down… now the rest of the world. :evil: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/33 "2003-10-25T13:35:09Z")
> \*Originally posted by Kajinku \* > \*\*I will be… Kajinku, the human frog. > I can change my gender whenever I want. Bwahahahaaa!! Goal: world domination, of course. Australia down… now the rest of the world. :evil: \*\* wow changing into a frog is not a good idea kanji a car can run you over ever heard of frogger?? lmao ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/34 "2003-10-26T09:07:50Z")
I said _human_ frog, you puny… 100% human! Which means I’m big enough to: a) be visible by cars b) jump over cars c) create a sea of sticky slime all over the place ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817/35 "2003-10-28T02:22:56Z")
there’s a problem with that; you won’t be able to eat human food anymore and you whould have to stay away from salt at all times. gath a bit you touched salt you whould srivlle up to a beef Jerky. and second of all you whould have to carry a pool or somthing with you cause you whould be leaking water all over the place; everyone whould call you kajinku the bed wetter 🙂 [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/if-you-were-a-superhero-villian-whats-your-plan/33817.md?page=1)