# "Illegal Music Downloads"

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/illegal-music-downloads/43381>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [February 21, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/illegal-music-downloads/43381 "2004-02-21T19:12:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![morse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbce88/32.png) [@morse](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/morse)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/illegal-music-downloads/43381/1 "2004-02-21T19:12:26Z")

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Check this out. I just got this email:

> Date: Fri, 20 Feb 2004 19:24:50 -0600  
> From: Jay Roth \< [jroth@lqgen.com](mailto:jroth@lqgen.com) \>  
> To: [himself@morsedesigns.com](mailto:himself@morsedesigns.com)  
> Subject: Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights Case No.: RG38751  
> Illegal Music Downloads

Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights  
2/20/2004 7:24:50 PM

Reed Morse  
LAN No.: #4B-13XC4798220  
Computer ID: HP9810-XK-Q63

Case No.: RG38751

Mr. Morse,

Recent documents received by this bureau indicate you have been involved in the unauthorized downloading and transferring of licensed music. Federal laws mandate that you immediately cease and desist all illegal activities pertaining to music theft. Further, you are required by law to pay all incurred penalties in conjunction with Amendment 34-C, officially passed on March 10, 2003.

In accordance with state jurisdictions, your failure to pay these penalties in full within 30 days of receipt of this notice will result in a warrant for your arrest. We are also required by law to inform you that a second offense will result in a minimum jail sentence of 90 days.

Penalties incurred in your particular case may be reviewed on our government Web site. All cases are deemed confidential. Penalties are assessed by each individual download, charged at a nonnegotiable rate of $1,200 per infraction. Click your specific case number (Case No.: RG38751) [Animation, Celebrity News, Cartoons, Games, Personality Quiz | Liquid Generation](http://www.liquidgeneration.com/riaa.aspx?pqkxr2cg8bhlp9gi) to view the total amount due or to dispute your case.

Sincerely,

Jay Roth  
U.S. Agent  
Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights  
Case No.: RG38751

Interesting, scared me for a sec. Then I realized that the email wasn’t from a .gov, and i decided to check out [www.lqgen.com](http://www.lqgen.com). Obviously not a government organization. So then I performed a google search on “Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights.” No such thing.

Stupid joke. But I can see how many people could buy it…
