# Important announcment

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**Created:** [October 25, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/important-announcment/68402 "2004-10-25T17:11:28Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/important-announcment/68402/1 "2004-10-25T17:11:28Z")

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Congress today announced that the Office of President  
of the United States will be outsourced to overseas  
interests as of September 30th, the end of this fiscal  
year. The move is being made to save $400,000 a year  
in salary, a record $521 billion in deficit  
expenditures, and related overhead.

“The cost savings will be quite significant” says  
Congressman Adam Smith (D - Wash) who, with the aid  
of the GAO (General Accounting Office) has studied  
outsourcing of American jobs extensively. “We simply  
can no longer afford this level of outlay and remain  
competitive in the world stage”, Congressman Smith  
said.

Mr. Bush was informed by e-mail this morning of the  
termination of his position. He will receive health  
coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day of  
employment. After that, with a two week waiting  
period, he will then be eligible for $240 dollars a  
week from unemployment insurance for 13 weeks.  
Unfortunately he will not be able to receive state  
Medicaid health insurance coverage as his unemploy-  
ment benefits are over the required limit.

Preparations have been underway for some time for the  
job move. Sanji Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices,  
Mumbai, India, will be assuming the Office of  
President of the United States as of October 1. Mr.  
Singh was born in the United States while his parents  
were here on student visas, thus making him eligible  
for the position. He will receive a salary of $320  
(US$) a month but with no health coverage or other  
benefits. Due to the time difference between the US  
and India, Mr. Singh will be working primarily at  
night, when offices of the US Government will be open.  
“I am excited to serve in this position,” Mr. Singh  
stated in an exclusive interview. “Working nights will  
let me keep my day job at the American Express call  
center. I always knew I could be President someday.”

Congress stressed patience when calling Mr. Singh as  
he may not be fully aware of all the issues involved  
with his new position. A congressional spokesperson  
noted that Mr. Singh has been given a script tree to  
follow which will allow him to respond to most topics  
of concern. The spokesperson further noted that  
“additional savings will be realized as these  
scripting tools have been successfully used by Mr.Bush  
and will enable Mr. Singh to provide an answer without  
having to fully understand the issue itself.”

Mr. Bush has been offered the use of a Congressional  
Page to help him write a resume and prepare for his  
upcoming job transition. According to Manpower, Inc.,  
the placement firm, Mr. Bush may have difficulties in  
securing a new position, as job prospects in the  
sports franchise ownership arena remain limited. A  
recently released report from the Pentagon suggests a  
good prospect for him as a newly unemployed person may  
be in the Army National Guard. There he would be  
called up with his unit and stationed in Iraq, a  
country he has visited briefly before. “I’ve been  
there, I know all about-Iraq and the conditions  
there,” stated Mr. Bush. He gained invaluable  
knowledge of the country in his first visit at the  
Baghdad Airport non-smoking terminal and gift shop.

Meanwhile in Baghdad and Falluja, Iraq, sources report  
that local Iraqis say Mr. Bush would receive an  
especially warm reception from them. Such sources  
stated the Iraqis’ only request would be to be  
informed of which convoy he would be riding in order  
to give him the welcome he deserves.

Congress continues to explore other outsourcing  
possibilities, including that of Vice-president and  
most Cabinet positions.

( Thanks, _Sackers_)  
P.S. Not a Bush/Kerry basher, just saw the humor in it.