# Is Jessica Simpson really that dumb? **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [April 7, 2004, 1:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624 "2004-04-07T13:00:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Vulcan](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/the_vulcan/32/145_2.png) [@The\_Vulcan](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/The_Vulcan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/1 "2004-04-07T13:00:50Z")
[font=Times New Roman][size=3]I have the tv, as I always do…. :D[/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3]And “ **Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica** ” is on.[/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3]I am wondering if she is really that blonde, or just acting dumb for the camera.[/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3]I mean, yeah I wouldn’t mind getting in her pants,[/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3]but I doubt I could live with her for a day without pulling all my hair out.[/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=3] [/size][/font] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/2 "2004-04-07T13:06:33Z")
Apparently she is and she herself very well knows it. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/3 "2004-04-07T13:08:31Z")
I think she really is that dumb. That show is hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/4 "2004-04-07T13:08:59Z")
Yup! That broad is about as smart as a pubic hair. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/5 "2004-04-07T13:19:18Z")
Well I know she is no good for a conversation, so I guess she is only good for one thing. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:23pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/6 "2004-04-07T13:23:16Z")
I thought vulcans had excellent control over their emotions…or doesn’t that count when they’re horny? :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/7 "2004-04-07T13:30:59Z")
Sometimes I feel sorry for her husband having to explain where tuna comes from. Then again… ![](http://entimg.msn.com/i/io/ar/0310/jsimpson_200x250.jpg) _…drool_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/8 "2004-04-07T13:32:46Z")
> [@waztone](#): > > I thought vulcans had excellent control over their emotions…or doesn’t that count when they’re horny? :beam: I think vulcans pork like once every seven years. _ **Is it your time to shine buddy?** _ :love: :beam: :thumb: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/9 "2004-04-07T13:37:14Z")
yeah i really ahte when she says Oh my gah i cant stand that program 😠 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/10 "2004-04-07T13:40:38Z")
As a Vulcan I can control my emotions, and it is therefore only logical that I can enhance them rather than suppress them. Therefore with the power of my mind, I can be as horny as a horse. I would normally do a mind meld rather than get sweaty and sticky. Unfortunately you need a mind to meld with, so I guess I will just have to get down and dirty the old fashion way with Jessica.😃 **NOTE:** Don’t mind my trash tonight…. Getting home at 5pm from UNI I found out that I had an essay that I was supposed to hand up at 9am. Its now 11pm and I have done stuff all, if I get it done tonight and hand it in before 9am I only loose 10% 😃 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/11 "2004-04-07T13:48:12Z")
If you were that blonde and beautiful, would you bother educating yourself when all you have to do is shake your hip a little to get whatever you want? Ignorance is bliss and I’ll take that over the stresses of thinking any day 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/12 "2004-04-07T13:56:19Z")
True that sen! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/13 "2004-04-07T14:07:09Z")
Don’t get me wrong shes real nice but I bet if you went into any city you would see countless women nicer than her. As for her brains I think they were warped when they dumped a bucket load of money at her door to do the series. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/14 "2004-04-07T16:37:58Z")
Blonde or not i still say shes pretty dumb. i remember one time her dad told her that she had to do a post party show or something like that. Well she thought that post meant before because before you send out a letter, u put "post"age on it. So shes deriviving the word post from postage. go figure. i’d still give it to her though LOL 🙂 peace ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/15 "2004-04-07T17:09:14Z")
some of it might be the ‘i’m on tv so let’s be girly’ approach - but you have to wonder…still she’s gorgeous. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/16 "2004-04-07T17:31:32Z")
> [@senocular](#): > > If you were that blonde and beautiful, would you bother educating yourself when all you have to do is shake your hip a little to get whatever you want? Ignorance is bliss and I’ll take that over the stresses of thinking any day 🙂 Couldn’t have said it any better… Man she’s beautiful. All real and she’s got a ton of money to boot 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/17 "2004-04-07T17:44:46Z")
she seems nice enough and comes from a good family as well. lol. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/18 "2004-04-07T17:56:59Z")
no need to be intelligent if you are rich and good looking 😃 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/19 "2004-04-07T18:01:26Z")
Pelease… a blowup doll has more brains… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624/20 "2004-04-07T18:07:44Z")
> [@senocular](#): > > If you were that blonde and beautiful, would you bother educating yourself when all you have to do is shake your hip a little to get whatever you want? Ignorance is bliss and I’ll take that over the stresses of thinking any day 🙂 Ahhhh but old age gonna kick your \*ss eventually eh? Then where will she be and who’s gonna pay for it? :whistle: [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/is-jessica-simpson-really-that-dumb/106624.md?page=2)