# It's been way too long since I've made a Red Dwarf thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [July 14, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/its-been-way-too-long-since-ive-made-a-red-dwarf-thread/25538 "2003-07-14T04:58:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![reverendflash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f08c70/32.png) [@reverendflash](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/reverendflash)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/its-been-way-too-long-since-ive-made-a-red-dwarf-thread/25538/1 "2003-07-14T04:58:59Z")
When Food Attacks: > The evil ‘Low’ crew have a fridge that would make even the hardened space bum’s stomach churn - cinema hot-dogs and sweaty kebabs with stringy brown lettuce. Meanwhile, the future crew of Out of Time have been indulging in the most rare - and morally questionable - meals the world has to offer, including dolphin sweetmeats, roast suckling elephant and baby seal hearts stuffed with dove paté. Yikes! [click here for the article](http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck05/down_time_fs.html) Rev ---
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is this a devotee site for some Brit TV show ? … (never heard of it), … some funny stuff tho :: > Traditionally, food is often used as part of a celebration, and in this, at least, the Dwarfers are relatively normal. Rimmer was given a deathday cake in the shape of a spanner, because he had been a technician. Thank heavens he wasn’t a gynaecologist. =) ---
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do you get KTEH out of San Jose? Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/its-been-way-too-long-since-ive-made-a-red-dwarf-thread/25538/4 "2003-07-14T06:29:27Z")
nope … I’m up in the Sac actually I rarely watch tv (usually dvd’s if at all) ---
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Ahhh, Red Dwarf goodness. Nice one Rev. 🙂 I am now the proud ownder of season one on DVD, complete with all the little extra bits, interviews, outtakes, sound clips and whatnot. Absolutely fantastic. :beam: It’s got a mini documentary about how the series got started, including a chat with Peter Ridsdale-Scott, the guy who gave the show the go-ahead. 🙂 If you haven’t got it, why not? 🙂 Now, would anyone like any toast? ---
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name this episode! > Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a > missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated > in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is > believed to read “To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within > this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead > is purely coincidental.” The page has been universally condemned by > church leaders. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 9:55am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/its-been-way-too-long-since-ive-made-a-red-dwarf-thread/25538/7 "2003-07-14T09:55:25Z")
“Better Than Life”. :beam: ---
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w00t! well done kit. You wanna quote one? ---
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:sigh:…spam! ---
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I wan’t episode, series and character whos speaking: > Moral of the story is: appreciate what you’ve got, cos basically… I’m fantastic ---
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Queeg, series 2, Holly (played by Norman, NOT Hattie) ---
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spot on! ---
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yay! my turn again > “Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/its-been-way-too-long-since-ive-made-a-red-dwarf-thread/25538/14 "2003-07-14T13:02:04Z")
polymorph, series 3? rimmer ---
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yup! nice one 🙂 ---
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probably not word perfect: > It thinks we’re either a threat, food or a mate - it’s gonna either kill us, eat us or hump us. We either persuade it we’re not that kind of oceanic salvage vessel or we scarper, pronto ---
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> \*Originally posted by Kitiara \* > **It’s got a mini documentary about how the series got started, including a chat with Peter Ridsdale-Scott, the guy who gave the show the go-ahead. 🙂** > Met him :beam: ---
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I know, that’s why I mentioned it. :beam: And the quote is Lister from “Back To Reality” when they encounter the despair squid. 🙂 ---
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good show… can’t wait for the film… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
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We’ve managed to turn this into the Red Dwarf quotes thread. 🙂 Speaking of which… :beam: Name this episode: > “Step up to blue alert!” “Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb…” [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/its-been-way-too-long-since-ive-made-a-red-dwarf-thread/25538.md?page=2)