# Jack Bauer Facts

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [April 10, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077 "2006-04-10T20:11:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Seb\_Hughes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Seb\_Hughes](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Seb_Hughes)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/1 "2006-04-10T20:11:37Z")

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Well the other i was watching 24 and im hooked. Here some fact you got any too add?

Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a \*\*\*\*ing terrorist.

[http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/top\_twenty\_four/](http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/top_twenty_four/) This site rock for Jack Baur facts

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**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/2 "2006-04-10T20:16:51Z")

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oh god 😠  
please make it stop

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**Author:** ![simplistik](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/simplistik/32/7747_2.png) [@simplistik](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/simplistik)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/3 "2006-04-10T20:17:01Z")

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Umm… right… so, this is on the verge of being closed as to not annoy me by turning into another stupid chuck norris fad.

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**Author:** ![esnetni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5a626/32.png) [@esnetni](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/esnetni)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/4 "2006-04-10T20:18:33Z")

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Yea I agree^

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**Author:** ![Seb\_Hughes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Seb\_Hughes](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Seb_Hughes)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/5 "2006-04-10T20:19:08Z")

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I didnt mean to cause any anger or hate.

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**Author:** ![esnetni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5a626/32.png) [@esnetni](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/esnetni)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/6 "2006-04-10T20:25:16Z")

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its not you its everyone else.  
They will just start posting The facts when people are already seeing it on the site.  
I mean can’t they just say thats a cool site or something I mean really.

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**Author:** ![simplistik](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/simplistik/32/7747_2.png) [@simplistik](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/simplistik)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/7 "2006-04-10T20:28:51Z")

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> [@Seb Hughes](#):
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> I didnt mean to cause any anger or hate.

I know, but it’s the same exact thing as the Mr. T facts, Chuck Norris facts, and Steven Segal facts pages around. Most of them even overlap or just change a word or two… instead of Bauer roundhouse kicking something he’ll be shooting it.

But guess what here’s a fact… none of them are strong enough, or good enough to avoid my ninja thread locking skills! :lol:

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**Author:** ![Seb\_Hughes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Seb\_Hughes](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Seb_Hughes)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/8 "2006-04-10T20:29:14Z")

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Fine, Thread Closed

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**Author:** ![simplistik](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/simplistik/32/7747_2.png) [@simplistik](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/simplistik)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/9 "2006-04-10T20:31:12Z")

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> [@Seb Hughes](#):
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> Fine, Thread Closed

No need… I’m just being stupid 😉

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**Author:** ![NANO3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@NANO3](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/NANO3)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 12:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/10 "2006-04-11T00:31:21Z")

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well, 24 seems to be pretty boring now… same thing over and over, I’ve see all 4 seasons and this current one, all the episodes, it’s getting SICK…

Some of those “facts” are pretty funny, but for the most part, Jack will not catch up to Chuck :cons:

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**Author:** ![TheCanadian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheCanadian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/TheCanadian)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 1:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/11 "2006-04-11T01:37:25Z")

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> [@niraj](#):
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> well, 24 seems to be pretty boring now… same thing over and over, I’ve see all 4 seasons and this current one, all the episodes, it’s getting SICK…

That is the most dispicable thing I’ve ever heard . . .

Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas. :lol:

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**Author:** ![esnetni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5a626/32.png) [@esnetni](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/esnetni)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 1:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/12 "2006-04-11T01:38:49Z")

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I don’t like this site they make fun of Chuck Norris.

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**Author:** ![hybrid101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7993a0/32.png) [@hybrid101](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/hybrid101)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/13 "2006-04-11T04:35:13Z")

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> [@simplistik](#):
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> I know, but it’s the same exact thing as the Mr. T facts, Chuck Norris facts, and Steven Segal facts pages around. Most of them even overlap or just change a word or two… instead of Bauer roundhouse kicking something he’ll be shooting it.
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> But guess what here’s a fact… none of them are strong enough, or good enough to avoid my ninja thread locking skills! :lol:

you forgot vin diesel;)  
:lol:damn, people are quick. I wonder where they get the ideas to write such stuff.

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**Author:** ![RevoGiant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/58956e/32.png) [@RevoGiant](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/RevoGiant)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 8:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/14 "2006-04-11T08:47:58Z")

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well facts or no facts ive seen every darn episode and I am HOOKED. I think the writing is great and I think I need to go to a clinic if I am forced to stop watching it. as I always say seb “In Jack We Trust”.

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**Author:** ![RevoGiant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/58956e/32.png) [@RevoGiant](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/RevoGiant)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 8:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/15 "2006-04-11T08:48:34Z")

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ps…Jack is NO chuck Norris!

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**Author:** ![anon1712571](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@anon1712571](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/anon1712571)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/16 "2006-04-11T08:53:43Z")

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Jack is 1337…

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**Author:** ![eilsoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc348/32.png) [@eilsoe](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/eilsoe)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 9:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/17 "2006-04-11T09:02:37Z")

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We have 2 Jack Bauer fans here in the office, they’re both in hysterics now :lol:

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**Author:** ![anon1712571](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@anon1712571](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/anon1712571)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 9:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/18 "2006-04-11T09:04:23Z")

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😛 I like 24- but the new season still hasn’t aired here yet :’(

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**Author:** ![grmlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/898d66/32.png) [@grmlyn](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/grmlyn)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 10:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/19 "2006-04-11T10:48:12Z")

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24 is boring after the second season it should have ended there

a really hot | good show is prisonbreak

any fans out there???

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**Author:** ![anon1712571](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@anon1712571](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/anon1712571)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 10:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jack-bauer-facts/185077/20 "2006-04-11T10:49:47Z")

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_me_

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