# \[joke\]Job Interview Questions and Answers

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**Created:** [August 31, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/joke-job-interview-questions-and-answers/237530 "2007-08-31T02:59:43Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/joke-job-interview-questions-and-answers/237530/1 "2007-08-31T02:59:43Z")

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I found this in my spam:

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**1. Why did you apply for this job?**  
I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it’s just that you called me first.

**2. Why do you want to work for this company?**  
I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don’t have any specific company in mind.

**3. Why should I hire you?**  
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

**4. What would you do if this happened?**  
Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation…

**5. What is your biggest strength?**  
I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company.

**6. What is your biggest weakness?**  
Girls

**7. What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it?**  
Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job to get more money, so I am here today.

**8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?**  
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

**9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?**  
Biggest challenge is answering the question “why are you looking for a change” and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

**10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?**  
For the same reason why you left your previous job.

**11. What do you want from this job?**  
No work and good hikes.

**12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?**  
Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years.

**13. What do you know about our company?**  
I knew you will ask me this question. So, I’ve gone through your website.

**14. What salary are you expecting?**  
Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask. So I have already hiked my current salary by 30%.

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