# Jokes!1111111 **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [April 15, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278 "2003-04-15T02:54:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4491bb/32.png) [@elion](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/elion)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/1 "2003-04-15T02:54:36Z")
(Yes, I’m still bored. :sleep: ) So… uh… air line food… whats with that stuff… :hat: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/2 "2003-04-15T03:11:03Z")
Well, i’ll post all the jokes I know. -How many French does it take to defend Paris? No one knows, its never been done. -Have you seen the new French flag? Its a white cross on a white background. -Found on e-bay: French World War 2 rifle found by German officer in Paris. Never been fired, only dropped once. Nothing personal to any of you who are french. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/3 "2003-04-15T11:02:21Z")
what do you call 10000 men with their arms up? the french army… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/4 "2003-04-15T12:45:47Z")
theres two snowmen in a feild one snowman says to the other… can you smell carrots? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/5 "2003-04-15T14:35:10Z")
theres two moths on a wall, one goes to the other… im moth two pubes on a toilet, one goes to the other - what you doing… the other says im waiting till i get pissed off… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/6 "2003-04-15T14:36:44Z")
mario- i dont get the moth one… I DONT GET IT!!! EXPLAIN IT TO ME!!! ok all better ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/7 "2003-04-15T14:37:13Z")
those are some funny ones! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/8 "2003-04-15T14:50:22Z")
the tooth fairy, santa clause, an honest lawyer, and a buisness man are walking down the street. they all spot a $100 bill lying on the floor. who gets there first? the buisness man the other three don’t exist. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/9 "2003-04-15T15:18:38Z")
Eggs, Pancakes and Bacon walk into a bar. They sit down and ask for a menu. THe bartender says “We don’t serve breakfast”. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/10 "2003-04-15T15:59:39Z")
dude, you have pancakes for breakfast? your so lucky… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/11 "2003-04-15T16:01:03Z")
**another one** theres two cows in a feild one says “Mooo” and the other says " d a m n i was about to say that" 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/12 "2003-04-15T16:01:07Z")
yeah but American pncakes aren’t as good as English ones ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/13 "2003-04-15T16:01:58Z")
WHat? The moth one desn’t make any sense ??? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/14 "2003-04-15T16:02:59Z")
maybe thats why its funny… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/15 "2003-04-16T01:22:32Z")
Ive got a good joke There was this woman pregnant with three children. She was shot three times one day. She went to the doctor and he said “You will be ok and your children will be fine too, but the bullets will have to stay in you.” ~13 years later~ One of her boys came running in saying “Mom! Mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out!” She told him to sit down and she told him the story of her being shot. Then one of her other sons came in saying "“Mom! Mom! I was craping and a bullet came out!” She told him to sit down and she told him the story too. Then the last son came running in screaming “Mom! Mom! Mom!” and she said, “You found a bullet too?” then the boy said,“No, I was jacking off, and i shot the dog!” The End - Hope you liked it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/16 "2003-04-16T01:35:07Z")
“I’m moth” sounds a bit like “I’m off” I’m afraid it’s the only explanation. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/17 "2003-04-16T03:50:32Z")
> \*Originally posted by Law \* > \*\*the tooth fairy, santa clause, an honest lawyer, and a buisness man are walking down the street. > they all spot a $100 bill lying on the floor. > who gets there first? the buisness man the other three don’t exist. \*\* lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/18 "2003-04-16T03:51:24Z")
> \*Originally posted by Starpromo \* > \*\ ***another one** theres two cows in a feild one says “Mooo” and the other says " d a m n i was about to say that" 🙂 \*\* old one but still nice ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/19 "2003-04-16T03:56:07Z")
here i will tell you a joke there was a man looking for his wife; so he asked his son did u see your mom. the kid says yeah she went to her friend fee fee the father siad no i was with fee fee. 🙂 get it? not really a good one but i have another really goood one but i cant translated into english. plus even if i do it wont come out as i want it to. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/20 "2003-04-16T03:56:45Z")
maybe i enjoy the cheese jokes but my fav so far has got to be > xxvii- Eggs, Pancakes and Bacon walk into a bar. They sit down and ask for a menu. THe bartender says “We don’t serve breakfast”. i LOVE it! :love: ~ Seretha [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278.md?page=2)