# Jokes!1111111 **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [April 15, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278 "2003-04-15T02:54:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/21 "2003-04-16T03:59:20Z")
here’s one packed full of cheese for ya… - A man, walking down the street, walked into a bar… ow. - HAHAHA… ya gotta love the cheese. It’s a classic. :love: ~ Seretha Yea…it’s kinda late I shouldn’t be operating any sort of machinery right now… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/22 "2003-04-16T04:08:51Z")
woohooo someone likes my joke:beam: !@_&$%^!$@#_&^$\*!@ I dont get yours ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/23 "2003-04-16T04:12:41Z")
he ‘walks’ into the ‘bar’… like a physical bar not a place of business…(the metal bar kind, not the drinkin kind.) haha…cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/24 "2003-04-16T04:16:25Z")
wait… so what your trying to tell me is that… well… the poin that your trying to get across is… see… the thing you are trying to say to me… like… i dont know how to put this… is that there are 2 meanings to the word “bar”. I think thats how rednecks say bahhh… barrrrr ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/25 "2003-04-16T04:17:55Z")
i remember a really wierd story but i whenever i think of it and imagine it i find it so funny. well here it goes… i have a sister who is 22 years old. she is the nicesest person on earth. well there was one time when she went to the supermarket and she was buying somethings. on the other side of the shellf there was a 50-60 year old woman who was staring at her for like about 20 min. my sister saw her but she ignored her for a while and then she decided to walk up to her. she asked the old woman what is wrong? is there a problem? do you need help? the woman replied and siad no but you look just like my duaghter who pased away 2 years ago and i couldn’t stop looking at you. then as i told you my sister is the nicesest person on earth so she decided to talk to her. they talked for about 1 30 min. then both of them finished and they went up to the cashier. the woman went first and before she was done she told my sister look i just want you tell me bye mom see you later. my sister was so shocked and surprised. she thought this woman was crazy. but she did it. when my sister finished the casheir told her your bill is $160. my sister said WHAT that cant be all i have got is $20 and all i bought is even less than that. then the cashier told her yes i know but what about your mom. my sister was ticked off and told the casheir jst wait one sec. i will be back. she ran as hard as she could and she caught the door as the old woman was closing it. because my sis. was ticked off the opend the door really hard and told the woman hey you did not pay your bill. and the woman went crazy and she started swearing you SOB i am going to call the police and u will get in trouble and she continued on and she tried to close the door. the woman’s car was a range rover so ti was high my sister was pulling on the woman’s leg just like i am pulling yours. 🙂 get it? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/26 "2003-04-16T04:18:16Z")
> _Originally posted by !_@& \* > \*\*here i will tell you a joke…get it? \*\* > no :whistle: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/27 "2003-04-16T04:20:21Z")
-xxvii he says ‘ow’ cause he hurt himself walking into a metal bar…that’s it…thats the whole joke. lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/28 "2003-04-16T04:22:43Z")
> \*Originally posted by ahmed \* > \*\*no :whistle: \*\* well i wont explain it now. i will see if other people get or not. if not then i will explain it ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/29 "2003-04-16T19:06:14Z")
so it seems no body gets it well here i will explain it. when u say i am pulling on your leg that means that i am making things up. :beam: i dont even have a sister ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/30 "2003-04-16T19:42:18Z")
why are guys better than girls 1. our phone calls are 3 min long 2. we need only one bag of clothes for a 5 day holiday 3. when you are flipping through channels we don’t stop at each channel that has a person crying 4. we don’t need to take a bag full of crappie things wherever we go 5. We can take a shower and be ready in 10 min. 6. 3 pieces of clothes don’t cost over $50 7. if you reach 30 yrs old nobody will say anything 8. if someone came to a party wearing like you it doesn’t matter 9. when a woman reaches 18 it is just like soccer 22 players follow her 10. when a woman reaches 28 it is just like basketball 10 players follow her 11. when a woman reaches 38 it is just like golf only one person follows her 12. when a woman reaches 48 it is just like tennis everybody is trying to get rid of her :beam: 😛 no offense ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/31 "2003-04-16T19:52:45Z")
two penises are walking down a railroad. one gets run over and the other one pisses himself from laughter. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/32 "2003-04-16T19:55:01Z")
that one about your sister is halarious! and so is the one withthe guys vs. women! that last weener one was ok too ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/33 "2003-04-16T20:02:10Z")
Here’s a dorky MIT joke. A bar walks in to a man. Whoops, wrong reference frame… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/34 "2003-04-16T20:20:58Z")
How is duck tape like the force? It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/35 "2003-04-16T20:24:54Z")
The instructor was demonstrating the wonders of static electricity to his class at MIT. While holding a plastic rod in one hand and a wool cloth in the other, he told the class, “You can see that I get a large charge from rubbing my rod…” That was pretty much the end of learning for that day. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/36 "2003-04-16T20:31:09Z")
> \*Originally posted by lavaboy \* > \*\*How is duck tape like the force? > It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. \*\* thats so great i love duct tape ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/37 "2003-04-16T20:41:04Z")
> \*Originally posted by lavaboy \* > \*\*Here’s a dorky MIT joke. A bar walks in to a man. Whoops, wrong reference frame… \*\* lol!😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/38 "2003-04-16T20:45:45Z")
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/39 "2003-04-16T20:46:17Z")
oh man that was horrible raf ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/jokes-1111111/18278/40 "2003-04-16T20:54:20Z")
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