# Kids think fast!

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**Created:** [November 17, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kids-think-fast/169621 "2005-11-17T19:26:05Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kids-think-fast/169621/1 "2005-11-17T19:26:05Z")

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\> TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.  
\> MARIA : Here it is!  
\> TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?  
\> CLASS : Maria!  
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\> TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?  
\> FRANK : Because of the sign.  
\> TEACHER : What sign?  
\> FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”  
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\> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?  
\> JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!  
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\> TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”  
\> GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"  
\> TEACHER : No, that’s wrong  
\> GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!  
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\> TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?  
\> DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!  
\> TEACHER : What are you talking about?  
\> DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!  
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\> TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we  
\> didn’t have ten years ago.  
\> WINNIE : Me!  
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\> TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?  
\> GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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\> TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”  
\> MILLIE : I is…  
\> TEACHER : No, Millie… Always say, “I am.”  
\> MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”  
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\> TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?  
\> TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."  
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\> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s  
\>cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his  
\>father didn’t punish him?"  
\> LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.  
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\> TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?  
\> SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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\> TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly  
\>the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?  
\> CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;  
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\> TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking  
\>when people are no longer interested?  
\> HAROLD : A teacher.