# Kirupa Forum member almost dies **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [May 4, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012 "2003-05-04T00:27:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Alex](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Alex)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/1 "2003-05-04T00:27:20Z")
Well, you might want to sit down when you read this. Today, around 7:30, i was almost considerd non-existant. It all started off when me an my dad went golfing. There is a hole that has a very sharp turn. i stoped at the turn then i went through. It accerlated (sp) to fast and when i went around the corner, we swerved. we where on the verge of heading into the woods, and in to the swampy muck below. I kept my foot down on the gas, because i panicked, my dad took the wheel and got us back on track. Now as we look back on it, we cant stop laughing. :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/2 "2003-05-04T00:36:08Z")
haha oh man! thats why i cant drive the cart…lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/3 "2003-05-04T00:36:45Z")
have you seen Jacka\*\*\*\*ss? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/4 "2003-05-04T00:38:29Z")
> _Originally posted by malocadi \* > \*\*have you seen Jacka_\*\*\*ss? \*\* yup, mabye i should call them and ask them if i could join them, i would fit in fine. we almost hit so many trees. there was a brige that was atleast 10 ft high. we almost went off of it. 😛 we would of needed a tow truck to get us out:P 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/5 "2003-05-04T00:43:21Z")
lol man jackass is tooo phunny, ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/6 "2003-05-04T02:19:56Z")
yup, i saw that movie a while ago. i even bought it. —back to topic— 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/7 "2003-05-04T02:26:12Z")
and so tell us all … when is it you get your REAL license ??? …[size=1]fair warning is in order meThinks !!![/size] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/8 "2003-05-04T02:27:06Z")
2 months… get ready. 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/9 "2003-05-04T02:45:18Z")
grim reaper is what my real screen name used to be then decided to change it to grim death but i had nothing to do wit it alex honestly 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/10 "2003-05-04T03:45:02Z")
That’s a near death experience? Almost driving into a swampy muck puddle in the woods after veering off course? Hmm… interesting. Very funny story though 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/11 "2003-05-04T03:46:11Z")
lost, we almost hit a tree, and then plumited down a 10ft drop… i would of been heart badly. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/12 "2003-05-04T03:53:37Z")
Whats life without a little injury now and then :q: 😉 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/13 "2003-05-04T03:54:28Z")
now that i think of it, it would of been one hell of a ride down. 😛 i bet that there are burnt rubber marks all over the cement. and dirt and rocks all over. I think of it this way, we got to golf, and we got to go on a safari. 😛 😛 😛 > \*Originally posted by lostinbeta \* > \*\*Whats life without a little injury now and then :q: 😉 😛 \*\* fine and dandy. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/14 "2003-05-04T04:01:00Z")
> \*Originally posted by Alex \* > \*\*now that i think of it, it would of been one hell of a ride down. 😛 i bet that there are burnt rubber marks all over the cement. \*\* well i bet thers more than burnt rubber marks i bet theres some doodoo skid marks all over the place and golf cart courtesy of alexs beehind rotflmao ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/15 "2003-05-04T04:04:59Z")
so that explanes the squishing noise i heared… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/16 "2003-05-04T04:07:37Z")
im sure you could’nt even notice the tires squeaking since the doodoo noise had to be far louder than anything else going on at the moment im surprised your dad survived the doodoo attack rotflmao :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/17 "2003-05-04T04:08:13Z")
> \*Originally posted by Alex \* > now that i think of it, it would of been one hell of a ride down. 😛 Speaking of which, I have always wondered what it would feel like to drop from a very high building, for some reason it has always fascinated me. Complete weightlessness…of course, midway through you would probably lose conciousness…but it would be one hella way to go! 👽 Glad you are okay Alex! Next time becareful and DON’t PANIC… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/18 "2003-05-04T04:08:46Z")
…“doodoo skid marks…” L- m-_F_-a-o :!: Alex… better carry a spatula and doggy bag around for awhile, at least till you learn to turn… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/19 "2003-05-04T04:48:00Z")
if it wasnt for the speed regulator, i would be swimming with the fish, (if there is any) it was one hell of a great ride. when this was all happening, everything went soooo slow, i couldnt hear much, and i felt kind of dizy. it was the weirdes feeling i have ever felt before. And no, it was not me messing my pants. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012/20 "2003-05-04T07:45:55Z")
glad to see you are still with us alex 🙂 that slow feeling , i know what you mean , if been in a few car accidents in my life, not me driving. freaky feeling. [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupa-forum-member-almost-dies/20012.md?page=2)