# Kirupians on bash.org **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [July 23, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038 "2004-07-23T16:42:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 5:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/21 "2004-07-23T17:55:08Z")
this is my favorite: > \ on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped \*\*\* onto the mic. > \ and it typed out “France” > \ we were like, wtf? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/22 "2004-07-23T18:05:50Z")
This isn’t [bash.org](http://bash.org), it’s actually from an MSN convo with one of my friends, but it sort of fits. 😛 (It’s trimmed to 96x96 because I wanted to make it fit as a display pic, and I can’t find the original.) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/23 "2004-07-23T18:06:01Z")
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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/24 "2004-07-23T18:08:08Z")
> \ so, there’s this panda bear > \ and he walks into Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and sits down > \ once he’s done eating, he takes a look at the bill and just goes to walk out > \ manager and server try to stop him, saying “you have to pay for your food” > \ so he pulls out a gun and shoots the place up > \ the workers are terrified, asking him what the hell he’s doing > \ he hands them a dictionary, and turns the page to “panda bear” > \ it says “small black and white bear, native to asia. eats shoots and leaves.” > [@xxviii](#): > > Teehee. actually that’s a book I saw in chapters recently - and it has that exact story on the back, only with out the animaga. I can’t remember what it was about, sadly, however it sounded funny. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/25 "2004-07-23T18:10:07Z")
Well yeah, 99% of the stuff on hash is just stuff they stole from other sources. There’s no way all those nerds are that witty. But it’s still funny ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/26 "2004-07-23T18:20:21Z")
> \ learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me hahahhahha ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/27 "2004-07-23T18:35:11Z")
> [@Coppertop](#): > > actually that’s a book I saw in chapters recently - and it has that exact story on the back, only with out the animaga. I can’t remember what it was about, sadly, however it sounded funny. I know which book you’re talking about. It’s actually called “Eats Shoots and Leaves”, a book on grammar and how one phrase can mean other things by simply omitting a comma or two. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/28 "2004-07-23T21:47:42Z")
that’s it exactly! thanks thor. > \ 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A > \ 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B > \ 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business > Reply Mail Envelope. > \ 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold > in your hand. > \ 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away > whistling. > \ I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies > telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather > then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that > they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with “It says > Business Reply Mail” I’m suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your > business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me. > \ Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an > added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope > so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about > the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After > yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my > demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this > very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents. my favourite :love: ---
**Author:** ![mdipi](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/mdipi/32/49_2.png) [@mdipi](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/mdipi)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/29 "2004-07-25T04:09:55Z")
ever since we went to dalNet i cant connect ☹ stupid Cox…_kicks can_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/30 "2004-07-25T04:11:24Z")
> [@mdipi](#): > > ever since we went to dalNet i cant connect ☹ stupid Cox…_kicks can_ Have you tried picking a European server? I couldn’t connect using any of the American servers. ---
**Author:** ![mdipi](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/mdipi/32/49_2.png) [@mdipi](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/mdipi)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/31 "2004-07-25T04:15:38Z")
Kirupa - think you can give me the server name? Im using XChat and cant seem to find a way to just pick one… ---
**Author:** ![andr\_in](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/andr_in/32/37_2.png) [@andr\_in](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/andr_in)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/32 "2004-07-25T13:41:17Z")
[http://www.dal.net/servers/index.php3](http://www.dal.net/servers/index.php3) the hotspeed one usually works for me ---
**Author:** ![Yeldarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/51bf81/32.png) [@Yeldarb](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Yeldarb)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/33 "2004-07-25T15:25:24Z")
Yeah, hotspeed is the one that I’m always able to connect with. ---
**Author:** ![damo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@damo](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/damo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/34 "2004-07-25T15:52:50Z")
I also hear a joke about pandas being like men because they both eat shoots, and leaves… //for those on the slow path its refering to men and sex… ---
**Author:** ![damo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@damo](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/damo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/35 "2004-07-25T16:37:57Z")
Sorry i need to post this one for all us Australians its funny!! > \<\_kr4m3r\> so many **ing criminals, its bull** > \ heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die and showed up like 50yrs later like, “sup?” > \ whatd u think they'd say? something along the lines of, "G`Day mate" ---
**Author:** ![telekinesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@telekinesis](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/telekinesis)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 6:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/36 "2004-07-25T18:16:00Z")
> \ LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed. > \ is it modded? > [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp > [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps > [01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps > [01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps > [01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english? > [01:35] (hilo21) \*\*\*\* you > [01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you’d kick my \*\*\*, but can’t read the road signs to get to my house? > \ somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away > \ i don’t know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob > \ why don’t you put ice on the stairs > \ and heat up the door knob > \ and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer > \ then a few years later, fade from the public eye… ---
**Author:** ![fluid\_tw0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@fluid\_tw0](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fluid_tw0)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/37 "2004-07-25T18:38:09Z")
#245718 +(2081)- [X] \<+mOrphz\> \*\*\*\* it 😕 \<@Lego\> \*\*\*\* it 😕 \<+mOrphz\> stop that \<@Lego\> stop that \<+mOrphz\> 😃 \<@Lego\> 😃 \<+mOrphz\> Lego smells \<@Lego\> Lego smells \<+mOrphz\> /quit quit: (Lego) (~leet@apex|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit) it’s killing me 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pom](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/pom)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 7:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/38 "2004-07-26T07:02:55Z")
It’s been a long time since I laughed so hard. That site is pure dopeness :crazy: ---
**Author:** ![H4T](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/h4t/32/329_2.png) [@H4T](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/H4T)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 7:30am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/39 "2004-07-26T07:30:58Z")
This thread is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day…mind you its 2:30 in the morning where I live, but I plan on hibernating for the next…12 hours or so it oughta work out. I’m definately going to get into the IRC room sometime…sounds like great entertainment. I’m _still_ laughing from these friggin’ quotes, haha. ---
**Author:** ![maximum\_flash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6f9a4e/32.png) [@maximum\_flash](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/maximum_flash)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kirupians-on-bash-org/117038/40 "2004-07-26T18:39:03Z")
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