# Kit gets groped

**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863
**Category:** random
**Created:** [June 23, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863 "2003-06-23T15:06:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/161 "2003-06-25T19:26:03Z")

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If it’s any consolation, it’s very difficult to beat anyone up when you’re wearing 3" stilettos. Let’s face it, even walking was giving me problems. 😛

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/162 "2003-06-25T19:27:19Z")

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I noticed the CFM’s …

but then again, I’m an old Shoe Dog (sells shoes for a living)…

:beam:

Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif)

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/163 "2003-06-25T19:28:10Z")

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Sorry, this is going to sound amazingly blonde, but CFM’s? What’s that / those?

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/164 "2003-06-25T19:28:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kitiara \*  
> \*\*If it’s any consolation, it’s very difficult to beat anyone up when you’re wearing 3" stilettos. Let’s face it, even walking was giving me problems. 😛 \*\*  
> actually, I was implying that you’d take one off and stab me with it 😛

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/165 "2003-06-25T19:28:51Z")

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Rev

a.k.a. Al Bundy!

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/166 "2003-06-25T19:29:03Z")

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The amount of time that would take, you could have run a mile. 🙂

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/167 "2003-06-25T19:31:01Z")

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lol… undoing straps eh? 😛  
actually… me… run a mile… I’ll be lucky! 🙂

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/168 "2003-06-25T19:31:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kitiara \*  
> \*\*Sorry, this is going to sound amazingly blonde, but CFM’s? What’s that / those? \*\*

C = come

F = guess

M = me

what we shoe dogs called "B\*tch Heels, or CFM’s …

😉

and Tuknuk, Al Bundy sold Women’s shoes so bad, Peg wouldn’t even wear them. I sold upscale shoes and acc.

But I liked his daughter…

Rev

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/169 "2003-06-25T19:32:30Z")

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Oh right, \*\*\*\* me shoes, with ya now. 😛

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/170 "2003-06-25T19:33:51Z")

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yup, the shoes that look best upside down next to a guy’s ears…

::I’ve crossed that line again, huh?::

:trout:

Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif)

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/171 "2003-06-25T19:34:55Z")

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Nice one Rev. 🙂 It amused me, at least. :beam:

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/172 "2003-06-25T19:35:36Z")

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:lost:

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/173 "2003-06-25T19:35:53Z")

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Think about it. 😉

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/174 "2003-06-25T19:38:22Z")

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sorry. wasnt pay attn. got it now.

REV! go and wash your brain out with soap and hot water! 😛

😉

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/175 "2003-06-25T19:41:25Z")

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It’s what you think about when you are a 28 yr old recent divorce’ working in a high end women’s shoe dept…

the same thing everyone else thinks about, but we had props…

😉

Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif)

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/176 "2003-06-25T19:43:16Z")

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oh. well that’s ok then. ok people! move along! nothing to see here! 😉

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/177 "2003-06-25T19:46:42Z")

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Props - props are good 🙂 as long as there were more than just guys working in your store!

What was the most expensive pair of shoes/whatever you ever sold there?

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/178 "2003-06-25T19:52:35Z")

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most expensive shoe = Baby Cayman $1000.00 (1992)

most expensive accessory = Baby Cayman Briefcase $7800.00 (1991)

most expensive sale to one customer = Saudi Royal Fam member = $19,200.00 cash (1993)

BTW - we made 10% commission…

Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif)

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/179 "2003-06-25T20:07:05Z")

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\*\*\*\* - you must have ate well for an entire year in 1993! holy crap 🙂

I know a guy who used to work in a womans high end shoe store as well, it was in Toronto. He met Pat Borders and his wife(jays old backcatcher during thier back to back world series wins) and became close friends with him. He went to all the penant games and 2 of the WS games… lucky bastard 🙂 I have seen a ton of pics so I know it’s true.

I think I’m going to quit my job and sell some womans shoes - seems like a lucrative business 🙂

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#### Post date: [June 25, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/kit-gets-groped/23863/180 "2003-06-25T20:46:11Z")

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It can be. When I was working on Union Square, if we didn’t sell $2k/day average, we were slacking. The lowest priced shoe in the store was a $200 canvas tennis shoe…

But then again, only “Guns” were working there. Shoe Dogs who had outshined everyone on lesser sales floors, and who had “paid their dues.” I had been a District Manager of high end shoes for 5 years, before I met the requirements. Sale times were incredible. $20,000 days were not uncommon. And the women you met…

:beam:

I still have a few friends in the business, each makes over $70k/yr working at most 5 days a week. They all have great insurance and vac benefits… But they are the cream of the crop…

Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif)

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