# Law

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/law/86275>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [April 11, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/law/86275 "2005-04-11T20:38:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jasninder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Jasninder](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Jasninder)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/law/86275/1 "2005-04-11T20:38:20Z")

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A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.  
The female officer tells the man, “Sir, you have the right to remain silent.  
Anything you say can and will be held against you…”

The drunk replies; “Tits.”