# Learn Business Principles + Joke +

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**Created:** [May 24, 2005, 5:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-business-principles-joke/148864 "2005-05-24T05:43:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![elya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@elya](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/elya)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 5:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-business-principles-joke/148864/1 "2005-05-24T05:43:35Z")

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hello everybody,

here is a joke I got from a friend by email, wanted to share it :beam:

[COLOR=Navy]You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”  
**That’s Direct Marketing**.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.”  
\*\*That’s Advertising. \*\*

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”  
\*\*That’s Telemarketing. \*\*

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”  
\*\*That’s Public Relations. \*\*

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”  
\*\*That’s Brand Recognition. \*\*[/COLOR]