# Learn Chineese in Five Minutes **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [November 19, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-chineese-in-five-minutes/8379 "2002-11-19T21:56:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kaotic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c77e96/32.png) [@kaotic](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/kaotic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-chineese-in-five-minutes/8379/1 "2002-11-19T21:56:30Z")
1. That’s not right…Sum Ting Wong 2. Are you harboring a fugitive?..Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. See me ASAP…Kum Hia Nao 4. Stupid man…Dum Fuk 5. Small horse…Tai Ni Po Ni 6. Did you go to the beach?..Wai Yu So Tan 7. I bumbed into the cofee table…Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8. I think I need a facelift…Chin Tu Fat 9. It’s very dark in here…Wai So Dim 10. I thought you were on a diet?..Wai Yu Mun Ching? 11. This is a tow away zone…No Pah King 12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week…Wai Yu Kum Nao? 13. Staying out of sight…Lei Ying Lo 14. He’s cleaning his car…Wa Shing Ka 15. Your body odor is offensive…Yu Stin Ki Pu 16. Great…Fa Kin Su Pah ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 10:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-chineese-in-five-minutes/8379/2 "2002-11-19T22:54:46Z")
hahah very nice. I will be honest - I just read the first one, skimmed the rest of the list and said “what a weird list of sentences to find the translations for”. Then I took a second and read Number 4. hahaha - you got me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-chineese-in-five-minutes/8379/3 "2002-11-19T23:07:38Z")
Thanx alo, trying to get through them…lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-chineese-in-five-minutes/8379/4 "2002-11-19T23:12:41Z")
lol, these are quite funny 🙂 Cheers! Kirupa =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 3:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-chineese-in-five-minutes/8379/5 "2002-11-20T03:37:04Z")
this one is my fav =) "Small horse…Tai Ni Po Ni " hehehehehe ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-chineese-in-five-minutes/8379/6 "2002-11-20T03:43:37Z")
I get this as FWDs from my friends all the time. It is still funny though :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-chineese-in-five-minutes/8379/7 "2002-11-20T05:56:08Z")
I’ve heard some before, but not these. Nice kaotic… -brad-:cowboy: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-chineese-in-five-minutes/8379/8 "2002-11-20T17:11:13Z")
I like the last one:) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/learn-chineese-in-five-minutes/8379/9 "2002-11-20T18:43:34Z")
this will come in handy after china dominates the population of the US for trying to re-capture control of the middle east. Who wants to fight a quarter of the worlds population!!