# LMAO guys lmao read this **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [April 13, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454 "2006-04-13T14:24:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![hybrid101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7993a0/32.png) [@hybrid101](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/hybrid101)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/21 "2006-04-14T04:20:16Z")
@haam those are two separate statements. sorry for the confusion:) ---
**Author:** ![Phenex](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/phenex/32/686_2.png) [@Phenex](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Phenex)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/22 "2006-04-14T11:25:20Z")
Look at people’s responses. They are even funnier! :lol: People are literally bashing the one who wrote the stupidity even when it’s clearly says under the category title: Internet Idiocy :lol: People are such dumasses. They just need a veteran “model parent” like that to bring out the stupid poser critic in all of these basher idiots! :lol: His article really makes a statement. Even the smallest provocative statement can lead people to misjudgement and bring their megalomaniacal critic out who, after reading a 1000 posts would say the same thing the others have said. The dude really gave me a good experience I must say. Seeing all those people fight over a parody really tickled me :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Bird\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bird\_E](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Bird_E)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/23 "2006-04-14T13:02:43Z")
Hahah, reminds me of that PHP story. I cant be bothered to find the link, but basically they were saying kids were using this new drug called ‘php’ after coming from a weaker drug 'pearl. or something to that liking. ---
**Author:** ![tucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@tucker](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/tucker)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/24 "2006-04-14T15:54:27Z")
> [@Stupid story](#): > > Two years ago, my wife **Carol** and I decided that our children’s education would not be complete without some grounding in modern computers. To this end, we bought our children a brand new Compaq to learn with. The kids had a lot of fun using the handful of application programs we’d bought, such as Adobe’s Photoshop and Microsoft’s Word, and my wife and I were pleased that our gift was received so well. Our son Peter was most entranced by the device, and became quite a pro at surfing the net. When Peter began to spend whole days on the machine, I became concerned, but Carol advised me to calm down, and that it was only a passing phase. I was content to bow to her experience as a mother, until our youngest daughter, **Cindy** , charged into the living room one night to blurt out: “ **Peter** is a computer hacker!” Can anyone say “Brady Bunch”? ---
**Author:** ![Phenex](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/phenex/32/686_2.png) [@Phenex](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Phenex)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/25 "2006-04-14T15:55:25Z")
:lol: You got it d00d! :thumb: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/26 "2006-04-14T15:56:12Z")
> [@Maxtr0sity](#): > > Oldd :sure: very old ---
**Author:** ![GPP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/848f3c/32.png) [@GPP](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/GPP)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/27 "2006-04-14T16:02:19Z")
> [@Christov](#): > > One of the oldiest, funniest made-up stories in the world… I agree this story is made up…lol Spending more than 30 mins…LOL! \<– I would hate to be in that family ---
**Author:** ![waseem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@waseem](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/waseem)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/28 "2006-04-15T14:47:53Z")
> They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying “glow-sticks” and some wear pacifiers around their necks. lol wtf why do hackers carry glow sticks lol ---
**Author:** ![hl1](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/hl1/32/849_2.png) [@hl1](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/hl1)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/29 "2006-04-15T14:57:51Z")
Looks like I’m a hacker… except for those… erm clothing issue and the whole quake thingy, and some things I probably missed. I use grub though 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Joppe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b38774/32.png) [@Joppe](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Joppe)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/30 "2006-04-15T16:49:25Z")
I think its better to wear baggy pants when sitting infront of the computer then wearing uptight jeans or something. ---
**Author:** ![evildrummer](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/evildrummer/32/2308_2.png) [@evildrummer](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/evildrummer)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/31 "2006-04-15T16:58:59Z")
Well even though it is a hoax, that souns alot like my parents, if they found that they wouldnt read the topic and yell at me for weeks cause according to that im the biggest hacker in the world! apart from the failing all subjects, im just failing the lessons that i hate the teachers:D ---
**Author:** ![sed\_thh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@sed\_thh](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/sed_thh)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/32 "2006-04-15T17:50:53Z")
even if it’s a hoax, whoever wrote this, sure got some serious issues I mean if you like to spend time on making up such stories after a certain age, just to laugh on people’s reactions, you are totally screwed up ---
**Author:** ![Greggeh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8baadc/32.png) [@Greggeh](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Greggeh)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 11:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/33 "2006-04-15T23:25:59Z")
If you see the word “LILO” during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface. lmao ---
**Author:** ![Theros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Theros](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Theros)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 4:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454/34 "2006-04-16T04:26:13Z")
Wow… while that site may be funny, I went to the homepage… Holy \*\*\*\*! It was almost as bad as that UFO site I visited awhile back… I mean, why do they have a section on communism and why is the site all gray??? That site is starting to freak me out… _EDIT_ > _Thank you, > –Peter Johnson > Senior Editor, [Adequacy.org](http://Adequacy.org) > More God Than Man_ Now that is scary… [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/lmao-guys-lmao-read-this/185454.md?page=1)