# Man tries to sell his family on Ebay **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [January 14, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205 "2003-01-14T02:34:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Makaveli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@Makaveli](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Makaveli)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/1 "2003-01-14T02:34:11Z")
> **[Yahoo News: Latest and Breaking News, Headlines, Live Updates, and More](https://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=%2Fap%2F20030113%2Fap_on_fe_st%2Ffamily_for_sale_1)** > > The latest news and headlines from Yahoo News. Get breaking news stories and in-depth coverage with videos and photos. > “If a town could be sold online, then how much could you get for a family?” Young said. Lmao…the strangest things have been sold on Ebay, some guy sold his dogs ashes for like $5000 and a bed for even more…and some guy even sold a town, i read about that earlier, he sold it for like $1.5 mill…what happens to the residents? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/2 "2003-01-14T02:37:33Z")
jeez, the crazy things people sell on eBay these days… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/3 "2003-01-14T02:42:05Z")
> But when eBay operators heard about the auction early Friday, they yanked the ad, saying it is against company policy to sell human beings. lmao…Ebay has ethics!! but you know, won’t be surprised if within 50 years, a site like Ebay will be selling clones online…clones…lets not even start on that topic :-\ Ebay…wow…i think i might try selling my organs ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/4 "2003-01-14T02:54:47Z")
well i have a couple of paper clips laying around. im going on e bay to sell them for 2 grand. all i have to say is that george washington used them. and i will be rich wishful thinking… i know:P ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/5 "2003-01-14T03:28:02Z")
You know what’s even crazier? The people who are buying this cr\*p!! Who buys a dog’s ashes for $5000!??! :!: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/6 "2003-01-14T03:41:41Z")
I would… dog ashes are good on toast :crazy: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/7 "2003-01-14T03:49:41Z")
> \*Originally posted by fester8542 \* > \*\*I would… dog ashes are good on toast :crazy: \*\* Ok fester, you like dog ashes on toast, that’s understandable, but for $5000!??! hahah you better savor every bite. :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/8 "2003-01-14T03:49:53Z")
THEY TOOK DOWN MY AUCTION!?! HOW DARE THEY! I WAS REALLY HOPING THAT I COULD GET RID OF MY FAMILY… [SIZE=1]::Jubba hides hoping to be able to quietly celebrate his 1000th post::[/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/9 "2003-01-14T12:55:10Z")
Perhaps it was a nice dog :beam: - Soul :goatee: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/10 "2003-01-14T13:21:14Z")
Lol! The stuff that people sell there is scary! And the prices are even scarier!😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/11 "2003-01-14T15:16:59Z")
That death star thing is funny stuff. I wonder what would of happened if the auction closed before e bay found it. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/man-tries-to-sell-his-family-on-ebay/11205/12 "2003-01-14T15:18:36Z")
haha, i saw the family on tv. pretty funny. the host guy kept hitting on the mother 😉 . but ebay emailed them and said they couldnt sell themselves