# Men Vs Women

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**Created:** [October 13, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/men-vs-women/165748 "2005-10-13T17:59:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/men-vs-women/165748/1 "2005-10-13T17:59:22Z")

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stupid email I just got

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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ  
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I  
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their  
heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says: "I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me. I said “WHAT!!! What was that?!” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear…“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time  
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,  
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several  
different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so  
I told her we’ll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her  
new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She  
must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, Let’s go to the cashier.

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don’t feel like it."Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled “WHAT!!!” I then said, “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile… You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,“Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I  
buy you?”

Apparently I’m not getting any tonight either.