# Monty Python Quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [April 25, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/monty-python-quotes/1270 "2002-04-25T19:08:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 4:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/monty-python-quotes/1270/21 "2002-05-02T04:33:29Z")
“And after the spankings… the oral @#%$.” “Well perhaps I could stay just a little while.” ---
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Brave, brave, Sir Robin, Sir Robin is so brave– He’ll cut off their arms and chop off their heads… pj ---
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“those responsible for sacking the ones responsible for sacking the one’s responsible… have been sacked.” ---
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It was an exceedingly cold winter and Sir Robin was forced to eat his minstrels in order to survive. pj 😛 ---
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MONTY PYTHON & THE HOLY GRAIL Arthur approaches an isolated castle guarded by soldiers S : Where’d you get the coconuts? A : We found them. S : Found them? In Mercia? The coconut’s tropical! A : What do you mean? S : Well, this is a temperate zone. A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? S : Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? A : Not at all. They could be carried. S : What? A swallow carrying a coconut? A : It could grip it by the husk! S : It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. A: Well, it doesn’t matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. S : Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? A: Please! S : Am I right? A : I’m not interested! S : It could be carried by an African swallow! S : Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That’s my point. S : Oh, yeah, I agree with that. A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! S : But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. S : Oh, yeah… S : So they couldn’t bring a coconut back anyway… I got that from another Web site ☹ I’m definitely going to watch MP sometime 🙂 Cheers, Kirupa ---
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The quest for the holy grail is by far one of the best movies ever made. ---
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King Arthur; I am Arthur, King of the Britains; May I speak to your Lord? French CastleKeeper; We don’t have a Lord (Speaking to his friend, I told him we don’t have a Lord… snickers) What do you mean you have no Lord? What kind of Castle has no lord? Where is he? Then comes the coconut lines Kirupa mentioned. French Castle Keeper; Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of Elderberries, now go away you silly English Ka-nig-it (knight) before I taunt you a second time. ---
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I’m happy to know that you all take pleasure from British Humour 🙂🙂 Python’s been a bit of an upbringing! said the wafer thin mint, heeewwwwww someone’s gotta have seen that? ---
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you got that one wrong phil… He says, “Ask your lord if he will join us on our quest to find the holy grail.” “eh… I will ask him, but I don’t think e will be too keen on the idea… we already got one.” aside to the other frenchman… \ “I told em we’ve already got one.” No offense… it’s just one of my favorite exchanges from the movie… so I gotta correct it. 🙂 ---
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It’s funnier your way. My memory sucks on this stuff. I should find a monty page so I quote correctly, your polite rebuke is kindly accepted… pj 😛 "My name is…\*\* TIM,\*\*the Sorcerer…(as he throws a fire ball, Arthur and his fellows timidly clap and smile queerly in the background) ---
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I think that you can buy the movie for 9.99 now. It’s well worth every penny. Glad you didnt’ take offense 🙂 (truth to tell… I was thinking about it and I think I got a couple of words wrong in that quote… I guess none of our memories are perfect… It’s the spirit that counts… like this one) “I’m the black knight… I’m invincible.” “You’re a bloody fruit that’s what you are…Right!, We’ll call it a draw.” “Oh yeah… run away then. Come back here you, I’ll bite your kneecaps off.” ---
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(King Arthur chops off the Black Knight’s arm) (The Black Knight kicks King Arthur) “I cut your arm off!” “No you didn’t” “Then what’s that then?” “Tis a flesh wound!” -Dan 😑 ---
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Y’know, Monty Python made things OTHER than the Holy Grail… Not to berate you, of course - I realise that you weren’t expecting the Spanish Inquistion. But, then… Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!! ---
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ya did’nt they have a tv series in england for a while ? thats what i heard on the streets ---
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Come back here so I can bite you to death! pj 😛 [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/monty-python-quotes/1270.md?page=1)