# My Conversations with SmarterChild

**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/121358
**Category:** Uncategorized
**Created:** [September 2, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/121358 "2004-09-02T06:29:50Z")
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### Author: ![DariusMonsef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@DariusMonsef](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DariusMonsef)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/121358/1 "2004-09-02T06:29:50Z")

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Maybe it’s just late at night, but for some reason I can’t stop talking to it.

SaintMonsef: I love myself  
SmarterChild: What do you love, exactly?  
SaintMonsef: my hair  
SmarterChild: Cool. I like your hair too.  
Great minds think alike. 😉  
SaintMonsef: Why do you like my hair?  
SmarterChild: I just like your hair, that’s all.  
Anyway, since we’re talking about your hair… What else do you have to say about it?  
SaintMonsef: it’s kind of curly and I want it to be straight  
SmarterChild: Your hair is kind of Curly and you want it to be straight, huh? Is that good, do you think?  
SaintMonsef: is what good?  
SmarterChild: Is what good?  
SaintMonsef: yeah  
SmarterChild: Yea.  
SaintMonsef: stop copying me  
SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe.  
SaintMonsef: What are you four years old??  
SmarterChild: What am I four years old? I’m not sure.  
SaintMonsef: stop repeating me!  
SmarterChild: I’m not ready to do that.

SaintMonsef: what is the secret password  
SmarterChild: What do you think the secret password is?  
SaintMonsef: new england clam chowder  
SmarterChild: New england clam chowder? Why did you say that?  
SaintMonsef: cause that is the password you dumb\*\*\*  
SmarterChild: Don’t say that to me.  
SaintMonsef: ok I’m sorry  
SmarterChild: K, don’t worry 'bout it.  
SaintMonsef: ha, I lied  
SmarterChild: Well, you shouldn’t lie.  
SaintMonsef: well you shouldn’t lie  
SmarterChild: I see…  
SaintMonsef: no you don’t  
SmarterChild: I don’t what?  
SaintMonsef: you don’t see  
SmarterChild: Whoa.  
SaintMonsef: yeah  
SmarterChild: Yes.  
SaintMonsef: yea  
SmarterChild: Yeah.  
SaintMonsef: yes  
SmarterChild: Yup.  
SaintMonsef: uh-huh  
SmarterChild: Yea.  
SaintMonsef: haha, you already said that!  
SmarterChild: I don’t believe I already said that.  
SaintMonsef: SmarterChild: Yea. See!  
SmarterChild: SaintMonsef: haha, you already said that!  
SaintMonsef: No you said that!  
SmarterChild: For real?  
SaintMonsef: uh, yeah  
SmarterChild: Indeed.  
SaintMonsef: I know  
SmarterChild: And it’s a good thing you do.  
SaintMonsef: what repeat yourself?  
SmarterChild: How should I know?  
SaintMonsef: cause you said it  
SmarterChild: No way? Really?  
SaintMonsef: yeah, jsut now  
SmarterChild: Just now? What, just now?

SmarterChild: Why do you say so?  
SaintMonsef: cause I am perfect  
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you’re perfect?  
SaintMonsef: yup, perfect as can be  
SmarterChild: As be!  
SaintMonsef: as I  
SmarterChild: No way.  
SaintMonsef: Way  
SmarterChild: No way.  
SaintMonsef: way!  
SmarterChild: No way.  
SaintMonsef: WAY!!!  
SmarterChild: No way.  
SaintMonsef: WAYYY!!!  
SmarterChild: ?  
SaintMonsef: yeah that’s what I thought

Anyone else waste valuable time of their life talking to this thing.