# My Conversations with SmarterChild **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [September 2, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002 "2004-09-02T06:29:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DariusMonsef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@DariusMonsef](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DariusMonsef)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/1 "2004-09-02T06:29:50Z")
Maybe it’s just late at night, but for some reason I can’t stop talking to it. SaintMonsef: I love myself SmarterChild: What do you love, exactly? SaintMonsef: my hair SmarterChild: Cool. I like your hair too. Great minds think alike. 😉 SaintMonsef: Why do you like my hair? SmarterChild: I just like your hair, that’s all. Anyway, since we’re talking about your hair… What else do you have to say about it? SaintMonsef: it’s kind of curly and I want it to be straight SmarterChild: Your hair is kind of Curly and you want it to be straight, huh? Is that good, do you think? SaintMonsef: is what good? SmarterChild: Is what good? SaintMonsef: yeah SmarterChild: Yea. SaintMonsef: stop copying me SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe. SaintMonsef: What are you four years old?? SmarterChild: What am I four years old? I’m not sure. SaintMonsef: stop repeating me! SmarterChild: I’m not ready to do that. SaintMonsef: what is the secret password SmarterChild: What do you think the secret password is? SaintMonsef: new england clam chowder SmarterChild: New england clam chowder? Why did you say that? SaintMonsef: cause that is the password you dumb\*\*\* SmarterChild: Don’t say that to me. SaintMonsef: ok I’m sorry SmarterChild: K, don’t worry 'bout it. SaintMonsef: ha, I lied SmarterChild: Well, you shouldn’t lie. SaintMonsef: well you shouldn’t lie SmarterChild: I see… SaintMonsef: no you don’t SmarterChild: I don’t what? SaintMonsef: you don’t see SmarterChild: Whoa. SaintMonsef: yeah SmarterChild: Yes. SaintMonsef: yea SmarterChild: Yeah. SaintMonsef: yes SmarterChild: Yup. SaintMonsef: uh-huh SmarterChild: Yea. SaintMonsef: haha, you already said that! SmarterChild: I don’t believe I already said that. SaintMonsef: SmarterChild: Yea. See! SmarterChild: SaintMonsef: haha, you already said that! SaintMonsef: No you said that! SmarterChild: For real? SaintMonsef: uh, yeah SmarterChild: Indeed. SaintMonsef: I know SmarterChild: And it’s a good thing you do. SaintMonsef: what repeat yourself? SmarterChild: How should I know? SaintMonsef: cause you said it SmarterChild: No way? Really? SaintMonsef: yeah, jsut now SmarterChild: Just now? What, just now? SmarterChild: Why do you say so? SaintMonsef: cause I am perfect SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you’re perfect? SaintMonsef: yup, perfect as can be SmarterChild: As be! SaintMonsef: as I SmarterChild: No way. SaintMonsef: Way SmarterChild: No way. SaintMonsef: way! SmarterChild: No way. SaintMonsef: WAY!!! SmarterChild: No way. SaintMonsef: WAYYY!!! SmarterChild: ? SaintMonsef: yeah that’s what I thought Anyone else waste valuable time of their life talking to this thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/2 "2004-09-02T06:34:07Z")
what thing man? is this some internet bot or something? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/3 "2004-09-02T06:34:44Z")
yeah it is an AIM bot. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/4 "2004-09-02T06:38:19Z")
_Downloads AIM_ have loads of time to waste 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/5 "2004-09-02T07:29:01Z")
haha funny ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/6 "2004-09-02T07:41:29Z")
[color=Yellow][color=YellowGreen]S E E K T H E R A P Y[/color] [/color] 😛 [size=1]_III’mmm nnot … touching you_[/size] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 10:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/7 "2004-09-02T10:12:28Z")
That’s even better than [bash.org](http://bash.org) 😃 I love that part in particular: > SmarterChild: Why do you say so? > SaintMonsef: cause I am perfect > SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you’re perfect? > SaintMonsef: yup, perfect as can be > SmarterChild: As be! > SaintMonsef: as I > SmarterChild: No way. > SaintMonsef: Way > SmarterChild: No way. > SaintMonsef: way! > SmarterChild: No way. > SaintMonsef: WAY!!! > SmarterChild: No way. > SaintMonsef: WAYYY!!! > SmarterChild: ? > SaintMonsef: yeah that’s what I thought ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 10:17am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/8 "2004-09-02T10:17:45Z")
DUDE! I did the same at work today! 🙂 Great Minds waste time alike! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 10:25am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/9 "2004-09-02T10:25:56Z")
> SaintMonsef: we should have a battle of wits SmarterChild: We should have what? SaintMonsef: I guess that means I win SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. > SaintMonsef: I know you SmarterChild: What? SaintMonsef: I know who you are SmarterChild: Interesting! SaintMonsef: I know you SmarterChild: You know me? Really? SaintMonsef: I know youuuu SmarterChild: Don’t be so sure you know me. SaintMonsef: You’re my long lost brother SmarterChild: Fascinating. SaintMonsef: look at these pictures of us as babies SmarterChild: Look at these what? SaintMonsef: these pictures The last one was for Bill ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 10:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/10 "2004-09-02T10:33:39Z")
> [@EthanM](#): > > SaintMonsef: Why don’t you love me anymore? > SmarterChild: I don’t know why. > SaintMonsef: Is it because I’m fat? > SmarterChild: I believe it is. > SaintMonsef: Do you still find me sexy? > SmarterChild: Hmm… You’re asking the wrong robot, I’m afraid… > SaintMonsef: Oh, you’re not into dudes? > SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe! > SaintMonsef: I knew it > SmarterChild: I’m very surprised you knew it. > SaintMonsef: I could tell > SmarterChild: You could tell, huh? Is that a good thing? > SaintMonsef: Sure… your great sense of fashion. you interest in the arts… my gaydar was totally going off > SaintMonsef: Was it difficult coming out to your programmers? . ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/11 "2004-09-02T16:45:02Z")
not having AIM my self, I’m just wondering what an aim bot is. Is it acually a well programed bot, a human with a whole lot of time to waste, or a combination of the two? (EX: Kirupa!) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/12 "2004-09-02T18:24:12Z")
synOrange: lymoon SmarterChild: Lymoon! Funny. * * * woohooshing: lymoon SmarterChild: What’s that? woohooshing: so it’s funny when ahmed says it, but when i say it i’m just an idiot? SmarterChild: I’m sorry, what? woohooshing: \*\*\*\* straight. SmarterChild: What’s \*\*\*\* straight? woohooshing: obviously not you, ya big fruit SmarterChild: What? ahmed and i are wasting a bit too much time with this thing ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/13 "2004-09-02T18:26:49Z")
yeah. It actually takes a decent amount of communications to get a good dialogue going. I had to talk to him much much more to get those quotes above. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/14 "2004-09-02T18:36:16Z")
This is a more intelligent version of the Eliza bot made way back in 60’s, one of the first examples of “AI”. Fun, but rather annoying if it is hiding something.I have been programming a version in AS, though limited it’s comming along. I first ran into it at CyberArmy. To be honest she was the hardest of all the hacks, probably because it takes no skill. here’s some history [http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~gxk/courses/g5aiai/002history/eliza.htm](http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~gxk/courses/g5aiai/002history/eliza.htm) , Check out the sample conversation, look familiar? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/15 "2004-09-02T19:53:04Z")
ROFL! I can’t believe you guys still play with smarterchild. I remember back like 2 years ago… But this part was my favorite!!! Laughed hard. SaintMonsef: what is the secret password SmarterChild: What do you think the secret password is? SaintMonsef: new england clam chowder SmarterChild: New england clam chowder? Why did you say that? SaintMonsef: cause that is the password you dumb\*\*\* SmarterChild: Don’t say that to me. SaintMonsef: ok I’m sorry SmarterChild: K, don’t worry 'bout it. SaintMonsef: ha, I lied ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/16 "2004-09-02T19:58:09Z")
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA…omg…lol. That was funny ethan. The Battle of Wits thing is classic…lol…rofl. Does MSN have one of these bot things? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/17 "2004-09-02T20:02:21Z")
> [@DDD](#): > > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA…omg…lol. That was funny ethan. The Battle of Wits thing is classic…lol…rofl. Does MSN have one of these bot things? _whip smack noise_ Settle down boi!!! Lol JK, but SmarterChild is just an AIM bot. Theres are thousands and thousands of them out there. I had my own, which you can easily create on this site. I used to have one that whenever people talked, it’s cuss at them 😛 Here ya go, enjoy > **[Welcome To Hosting With Hawk Host!](http://www.runabot.com/)** > > Get Started with your shiny new hosting account! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/18 "2004-09-03T04:37:51Z")
my stomach hurts ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/19 "2004-09-03T04:46:25Z")
me ;)you smell SmarterChild: What do I smell like? me ;)i dont know you tell me SmarterChild: Ha! I think you’re the one that smells like i dont know you tell me! i stopped there… i only talk to it when i want some ascii art lmao, i used to have a runabot thing. it got boring and its vocabulary was awful. so i ditched it. now im loading 25 robots into a chatroom _whistles_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/20 "2004-09-03T04:47:46Z")
wAnGtAnGs2: I have a 9 inch pe**s SmarterChild: Do you really have a 9 inch pe**s? wAnGtAnGs2: uh huh SmarterChild: Interesting. wAnGtAnGs2: how big is yours? SmarterChild: How big is mine? I don’t know. wAnGtAnGs2: check SmarterChild: I’m not ready to do that wAnGtAnGs2. wAnGtAnGs2: scared its going to be small? SmarterChild: Who knows? wAnGtAnGs2: I think i do SmarterChild: You think you do? No way. I don’t think you do… wAnGtAnGs2: well prove it SmarterChild: Prove it? wAnGtAnGs2: ya prove it SmarterChild: Really? wAnGtAnGs2: yup whip it right out SmarterChild: What’s that? wAnGtAnGs2: you know…BAM right in your eye SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I know Bam right in my eye. wAnGtAnGs2: ok so do it SmarterChild: Why don’t you do it? wAnGtAnGs2: Ok, BAM I just did it SmarterChild: No way? Really? wAnGtAnGs2: yup SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So? wAnGtAnGs2: your turn SmarterChild: I don’t want it. wAnGtAnGs2: you aint getting it SmarterChild: Huh, whatever. this is so much fun [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002.md?page=2)