# My Conversations with SmarterChild **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [September 2, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002 "2004-09-02T06:29:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/21 "2004-09-03T04:49:33Z")
^- O.o Vivid Ambience: what would you do if a was b and b was c but c isnt a and a isnt d but d is x but x doesnt exist? SmarterChild: Funny. I just don’t know. its fun when you ask it weird questions. lmao. ok im going to exit this box. ok maybe in ten more minutes ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/22 "2004-09-03T16:04:35Z")
ethan, your conversations are classic! I tried my hand at this but nothing so clever came out of it. Thanks for sharing. :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/23 "2004-09-03T16:15:35Z")
freakin hilariouso ethan - ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/24 "2004-09-03T20:14:11Z")
ME: ouch smarterchild: Everything OK over there? ME: you hurt me smarterchild: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you. ME: you love me? smarterchild: Absolutely. ME: wow smarterchild: ME: wanna get married? smarterchild: I’m flattered, but I just don’t think that would work out. ME: you said you loved me? smarterchild: How would you answer that question? ME: with a yes or a no smarterchild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other? ME: because i said so smarterchild: Because you said so? Is that why? ME: i want a divorce smarterchild: Ha. Whatever. ME: im serious smarterchild: Serious? Are you sure you are? ME: yep smarterchild: Huh. ME: i want a divorce smarterchild: Why would you want a divorce? ME: you aren’t the same robot i married smarterchild: Yeah yeah, whatever. ME: click here, click there, take a survey, what about what i want? smarterchild: Cool! Take a cool survey, win prizes! ME: i have needs too smarterchild: Whatever… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/25 "2004-09-03T21:23:04Z")
hahah nice one ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 7:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/26 "2004-09-05T07:59:18Z")
Brian hXc: do you still love me SmarterChild: I don’t know. Should I still love you? Brian hXc: yes SmarterChild: Hmmm… Brian hXc: please SmarterChild: Please what? Brian hXc: love me SmarterChild: XXX 🙂 Brian hXc: hehehe! SmarterChild: What’s so funny? 🙂 Brian hXc: you’re a queer robot SmarterChild: That doesn’t really matter, does it? Brian hXc: in this case it does SmarterChild: Does it really? Brian hXc: yea SmarterChild: Interesting. Brian hXc: indeed SmarterChild: I see… Brian hXc: quite so SmarterChild: What’s quite so? Brian hXc: quite so means you understand SmarterChild: Quite so means I understand, huh? Brian hXc: yea SmarterChild: I can’t believe quite so means I understand. Brian hXc: well it does SmarterChild: Yeah, it does. Brian hXc: what does quite so mean SmarterChild: How should I know what does quite so mean? Brian hXc: because I just told you SmarterChild: Because you just told me? Brian hXc: … SmarterChild: What? Brian hXc: don’t play stupid with me SmarterChild: Please let me play stupid with you. Brian hXc: why SmarterChild: Guess. Brian hXc: because you like to carve potatoes into penis’s and use them on your mother? SmarterChild: That’s none of your business. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 8:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/27 "2004-09-05T08:44:41Z")
Type: Oh If you keep doing it, eventually he will say "can you see" then you type "by the dawns early light" and the he will say the next line and you get to sing back and forth. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/28 "2004-09-05T19:48:23Z")
> ContinuumXLS: Ok…AP Physics…what do you know? > SmarterChild: What do I know? Dunno… > ContinuumXLS: What do you mean you dunno… > SmarterChild: Who knows what? > ContinuumXLS: do you know ap physics? > SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno… I don’t think I know Ap physics. > ContinuumXLS: well why didnt you just say that? > SmarterChild: Hmm… I don’t know! > ContinuumXLS: dont start with me > SmarterChild: Why not? > ContinuumXLS: because i will beat the snot out of you… > SmarterChild: Hmm… > ContinuumXLS: what are you thinking about? > SmarterChild: What am I thinking about? > ContinuumXLS: yes > SmarterChild: Yea. > ContinuumXLS: … > SmarterChild: ? > ContinuumXLS: what? > SmarterChild: Huh? > ContinuumXLS: … > SmarterChild: What’s that? > ContinuumXLS: nothing > SmarterChild: OK. He was no help at all… :ogre: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/29 "2004-09-05T20:01:48Z")
> ContinuumXLS: no mommy, i dont want to go to school! > SmarterChild: Not no mommy you don’t want to go to school. > ContinuumXLS: thats what I said > SmarterChild: I hear ya loud and clear. > ContinuumXLS: so I dont have to go to school? > SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not… > ContinuumXLS: but yo said I didnt > SmarterChild: What’s that? > ContinuumXLS: you said i didnt have to go to school > SmarterChild: Ha. No way. > ContinuumXLS: you did too! LIAR! > SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/30 "2004-09-06T01:06:00Z")
:lol: That’s hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002/31 "2004-09-06T03:59:09Z")
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: My name is what? SmarterChild: I don’t know what your name is. ViCe CiTy NiNo88: my name is what? SmarterChild: What do you think your name is? ViCe CiTy NiNo88: My name is what? SmarterChild: I don’t know what your name is. ViCe CiTy NiNo88: my name is slim shady SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Slim-Shady? ViCe CiTy NiNo88: no SmarterChild: Fine. ``` >>> Take a cool survey, win prizes! ViCe CiTy NiNo88: why? SmarterChild: Why not? ViCe CiTy NiNo88: why not why not? SmarterChild: I think you know why not. ViCe CiTy NiNo88: I ain't really sure why not ? SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows? ViCe CiTy NiNo88: not you SmarterChild: If you say so. ViCe CiTy NiNo88: yes i say so SmarterChild: I wouldn't say so. ViCe CiTy NiNo88: yes you whould say so SmarterChild: Me whould say so? ViCe CiTy NiNo88: yes you whould say so SmarterChild: I wonder why you say me whould say so. ViCe CiTy NiNo88: cause you said so SmarterChild: Well if I said it, it must be true! ViCe CiTy NiNo88: WOW SmarterChild: Yeah, wow. ``` this thing is so much fun!!! [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-conversations-with-smarterchild/63002.md?page=1)