# My Dear Wife:

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**Created:** [May 19, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-dear-wife/148377 "2005-05-19T12:34:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-dear-wife/148377/1 "2005-05-19T12:34:14Z")

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\>\> To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs  
\>\>that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you  
\>\>and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I  
\>\>hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending  
\>\>the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please  
\>\>don’t be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight."  
\>\>  
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\>\>  
\>\> When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining  
\>\>room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for  
\>\>your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you  
\>\>are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that  
\>\>while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis  
\>\>coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful  
\>\>businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand  
\>\>that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18  
\>\>goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not  
\>\>be back before lunchtime tomorrow.