I have duct tape and razor wire, will that work ?
As long as the wire is coated in Rainbow colors 
Rainbow Colours == Blood and insides ?
WARNING: Do not cover your razor wire with rainbow colors! Rainbow colors are scientifically proven to be the prime mating symbols for Chris’es and Pasquale’s!
I was actually half naked when I wrote this.
^ The important question is, which half?
Hopefully both halves
the left half
^ Just make sure you get an even tan. 
Make sure to rotate and reapply the basting ever 30 minutes. (Cooking joke.)
