# My theory of relativity
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674
**Category:** random
**Created:** [March 1, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674 "2003-03-01T05:17:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Aislin](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Aislin)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/1 "2003-03-01T05:17:43Z")
Okay, here goes.
HERE is where I am.
and THERE is possibly everywhere except where I am
so HERE is (HERE+T)
T is the defining variable in distance, time, and space.
T squared is a different dimension.
T cubed, also. And so on.
Of course though, I’m a moron who’s had too many cokes tonight. They have jerseys on the can, eh? Hockey jerseys. It’s like you’re at the game!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/2 "2003-03-01T05:32:37Z")
hey, I wasn’t there last night. it was closed when I got here.
AND —\> Political too? Honestly, if that’s the case, 90% of my junk is floppin’ right over to Eilsoe’s forum
I can understand religion, but not political.
The news shows political things, and has opinions, but not religious opinions. it should be the same here, no?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/3 "2003-03-01T05:33:16Z")
obviously i missed something…
but phil, sometimes your religions beliefs can be quite offending, although it is your right to them
whatever, i’m being discriminated against as well…
certain people…want to cook me… _marz, aislin and rev_
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/4 "2003-03-01T05:34:50Z")
i think mak would be a delish dish, personally. serve him up with fried eggs and some sausage, hash browns. it’ll be a normal breakfast at midnight, plus roasted mak!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/5 "2003-03-01T05:34:50Z")
> \*Originally posted by Phil Jayhan \*
> **This would of course mean the end of Random, all because of last nights thread between David and I. I won’t be able to post anything because under the rules being discussed, all my threads would be automatically banned.**
The random section is based soley on religion? That is the only questionable theme that was discussed about leaving out of random.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/6 "2003-03-01T05:35:55Z")
i believe religion can be dropped entirely from the forum, but not polotics. that’s just rediculous.
Polotics affect our lives far too directly to be simply ignored in a public forum.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/7 "2003-03-01T05:38:10Z")
aislin…
> i think mak would be a delish dish, personally. serve him up with fried eggs and some sausage, hash browns. it’ll be a normal breakfast at midnight, plus roasted mak!
these remarks are being logged into my hate mail…just ask EG…i have 2 from him…eventually when i strike you won’t know what hit you
well now you know it will be be me but if i hadnt told you YOu woulnd’t have known
just forget everythign
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/8 "2003-03-01T05:39:48Z")
…Are you trying to get me banned again?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/9 "2003-03-01T05:40:21Z")
phill is there any way that we can vote to have you to be able to post again. sorta like a poll??? now i feel like this is my fault because i was the one who made the thread.☹
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/10 "2003-03-01T05:41:11Z")
Mak, me calling you a dork isn’t the end of the world, you’ll live. hahahah 😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/11 "2003-03-01T05:41:48Z")
can someone direct me to this thread
aislin: no, why are you tryng to eat me
and see eg remembers…so do i
i have long memory
like an elephant
did i ever tell you how much i like elephants
they have big feet
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/12 "2003-03-01T05:43:43Z")
mak-
it took place under the thread Ghost.☹
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/13 "2003-03-01T05:45:08Z")
this is all alex’s fault! we’lll never ever forgive you for this, I can’t believe you caused it!!! AAAAAH!
lol, j/k.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/14 "2003-03-01T05:45:45Z")
i know:(
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/15 "2003-03-01T05:47:21Z")
I’m KIDDING. jahoosers, dude, I’m only kidding. You’re a good guy, we all know that, and the thread started innocently enough.
EDIT: I don’t think that last comment was appropriate Aislin… -EG
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/16 "2003-03-01T05:48:03Z")
Alex, since this is all your fault, I want you to ban yourself from ever touching flash.
May you be stuck with Swish forever!! muahahahahhah:evil:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/17 "2003-03-01T05:49:52Z")
ya well eg its your fault for telling me about here
_your going to be stuck with paint FOREVER_
=)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/18 "2003-03-01T05:53:38Z")
no prob bob (or Phil)=)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/19 "2003-03-01T06:05:31Z")
i get a serious feeling of deja-vu reading that thread…another religious thread…
i don’t like that memory…was a reason i stayed away from Kirupaville for so long…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/my-theory-of-relativity/14674/20 "2003-03-01T06:07:45Z")
mak left kirupa?
…I dunno if I can deal with that.
**emotional breakdown**
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