# Never Ending Story **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [April 10, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109 "2004-04-10T03:45:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![sameerzs](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/sameerzs/32/810_2.png) [@sameerzs](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/sameerzs)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/941 "2006-03-21T11:05:04Z")
that was below ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Wheeler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/59ef9b/32.png) [@Jeff\_Wheeler](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Jeff_Wheeler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 11:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/942 "2006-03-21T23:04:42Z")
the cement floor ---
**Author:** ![matthewjumps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/49beb7/32.png) [@matthewjumps](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/matthewjumps)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/943 "2006-03-21T23:39:03Z")
which was slightly ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Wheeler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/59ef9b/32.png) [@Jeff\_Wheeler](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Jeff_Wheeler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/944 "2006-03-21T23:40:06Z")
cockeyed post-earthquake ---
**Author:** ![Sciurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sciurus](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Sciurus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/945 "2006-03-22T03:56:26Z")
and greenish mold ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Wheeler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/59ef9b/32.png) [@Jeff\_Wheeler](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Jeff_Wheeler)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 5:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/946 "2006-03-22T05:34:05Z")
without any mycelium // Because fungi never do… duh… 😜 ---
**Author:** ![MxNecromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/848f3c/32.png) [@MxNecromancer](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/MxNecromancer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 3:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/947 "2008-05-09T03:49:17Z")
it was then up to captain planet to save the day! ---
**Author:** ![TheCanadian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheCanadian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/TheCanadian)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 4:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/948 "2008-05-09T04:26:03Z")
Captain Planet pondered on what ever happened to the three word rule before he ---
**Author:** ![DanontheMoon](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/danonthemoon/32/7436_2.png) [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/949 "2008-05-09T13:37:31Z")
realized that the three word rule was only for the ‘three word story’ thread, and that he had no idea what had brought him to this strange and unfamiliar new thread. He was cold. He was tired. He was hungry. But most of all, he simply wanted to ---
**Author:** ![MxNecromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/848f3c/32.png) [@MxNecromancer](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/MxNecromancer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/950 "2008-05-09T14:13:31Z")
Fly to cuba and drink Mojitos with some hot cuban chicas. Regardless, all he had to make do with was a bottle of old cheap brandy and a… ---
**Author:** ![DanontheMoon](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/danonthemoon/32/7436_2.png) [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/951 "2008-05-09T14:16:12Z")
rag that had been used for purposes you’d rather not know about. He stuffed the rag into the bottle neck and lit it, screaming ‘Sic Semper Tyrannis!’, and ---
**Author:** ![pablo\_2006](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c67d28/32.png) [@pablo\_2006](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/pablo_2006)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/952 "2008-05-10T14:46:10Z")
…unfortunately, somewhere between Dans lisp… his magic Genies low IQ… and a hearing infection … just like that, a dinosaur called Rex appeared… :yoshi: ---
**Author:** ![MxNecromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/848f3c/32.png) [@MxNecromancer](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/MxNecromancer)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/953 "2008-05-19T18:26:57Z")
and asked him for hotel recommendations. it had been a plethora of months that he had been walking and killing walking killing. the poor old dinosaur was tired and just wanted to relax in a hot tub with some really hot ladysaurs and munch on the remains of… ---
**Author:** ![DanontheMoon](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/danonthemoon/32/7436_2.png) [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/954 "2008-06-06T00:59:40Z")
Huffing kittens. ---
**Author:** ![TheCanadian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheCanadian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/TheCanadian)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 4:23am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/955 "2008-06-06T04:23:50Z")
But enough about motionman. ---
**Author:** ![Counterproductive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@Counterproductive](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Counterproductive)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/956 "2008-06-06T12:39:08Z")
Which he is. ---
**Author:** ![TheCanadian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheCanadian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/TheCanadian)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/957 "2008-06-06T14:02:17Z")
[QUOTE=Counterproductive;2337948]Which he is.[/QUOTE] Plus he knows what a pun is. ---
**Author:** ![DanontheMoon](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/danonthemoon/32/7436_2.png) [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/958 "2008-06-06T15:23:27Z")
All of a sudden, a magic scroll appeared, which read: “Average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas, small minds discuss people.” ---
**Author:** ![redelite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dc4da7/32.png) [@redelite](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/redelite)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/959 "2008-06-06T15:52:32Z")
Until he swiftly fell into the quicksand pit directly behind him and everyone laughed! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Gundark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df705f/32.png) [@Gundark](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Gundark)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109/960 "2008-06-06T16:12:37Z")
Fortunately for everyone (except for him) motionman95 had forgotten to keep up with his loan payments, so all of his possessions, including his magic carpet, were repossessed and sold at auction. He was left cold, alone, and hungry; forced to become a street performing kazoo player to make money. [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109.md?page=47) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/never-ending-story/48109.md?page=49)