# New Car! **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [July 28, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931 "2003-07-28T11:45:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931/41 "2003-07-28T13:25:35Z")
> Did I ever mention that my ambition was to be a Formula 1 driver when I was a kid? kit mansell? doesn’t have the same ring 2 it… cool name for an action hero though… or one of “those” film stars 😉 ---
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Kit Mansell - All Night Action ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931/43 "2003-07-28T13:31:49Z")
hehe… guaranteed to get you from A 2 B in a jiffy haha 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931/44 "2003-07-28T13:33:58Z")
A 2 O ;)😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931/45 "2003-07-28T13:38:55Z")
> \*Originally posted by Soul \* > \*\*Kit Mansell - All Night Action \*\* > Oh very good… 🙂 I’m waiting for one of you to turn into Swiss Tony… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931/46 "2003-07-28T13:40:00Z")
![](http://www.powdermonster.net/amusing/txt/swiss_tony.jpg) **PUTTING UP A TENT: Putting up a tent, is… very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an’… slip in to the old bag.** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931/47 "2003-07-28T13:40:25Z")
> In the pipeline for the TF is a range of suspension modifications , this will give better control at high speeds without marring the comfort of the occupants. taken from kits dealers site… i think it says it all… :whistle: ---
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nice 1 soulster **Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You’ve got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you’ve got a nice wet sponge.** this is going down… hill 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931/49 "2003-07-28T13:43:12Z")
Sen has already pointed out the lack of a back seat… 😛 Nice one Soul. 🙂 Good quote… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931/50 "2003-07-28T13:48:46Z")
when u get your car and learn to drive you will be able to go exploring the countryside… u could always go fishing too kit… **going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod over, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you’ve got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there’s plenty of shot in your bag.** ---
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> \*Originally posted by AnOraK \* > \*\ ***going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod over, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you’ve got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there’s plenty of shot in your bag.** \*\* > :P:P:P ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931/52 "2003-07-28T13:50:08Z")
I don’t think I can trust myself to keep a straight face anymore… Nope, I can’t. 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931/53 "2003-07-28T13:58:44Z")
if its got one of those cupholders remember this too… **Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s got to be hot. You’ve got to take your time. You’ve got to stir… gently and firmly. You’ve got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.** and just in case you bcome another statistic theres always this… **Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is … very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it’s a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.** ---
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I hope you’re pleased with yourselves, I’ve just made everyone in eCommerce stare at me for laughing at ‘nothing’… :sure: Sorry, the ‘rear ender’ just finished me… 🙂 ---
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soz… i was trying to b gentle as well 😉 ---
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lol @ all of these “…is like making love to a beautiful woman…” !! 😛 Very nice car Kit, _converts 15 thousand pounds to Aussie dollars_ :!: fairly expensive but you’d think an MG would be a bit more than that :q: ---
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That there is a nice ride. =) Turbo? Cheers! -Niann ---
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No turbo. ☹ I was tempted by the Scoob P1, but the insurance on that really was unbelieveable. Next time. 🙂 It’s not brand new… It’s a year old, about 5000 miles on the clock. 🙂 So that explains the price a bit. The new registration is just coming out, so people are getting rid of the year old ones now… 🙂 ---
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nice car kit! sexeh in gun metal though. ahah those jokes were to much guys. did you make them up or take them from somewhere? ---
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does that mean your decorating has went on hold then kit? **Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.** [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/new-car/26931.md?page=4)