# No baby for you, kthxbai **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 12, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143 "2008-06-12T21:35:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lorren\_biffin](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/lorren_biffin/32/2726_2.png) [@lorren\_biffin](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/lorren_biffin)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/1 "2008-06-12T21:35:01Z")
So the wife and I were to go to the hospital today to be induced into labor for our second little girl…but apparently there was a bit of mis-communication between the doc’s office and the delivery ward at the hospital, so they didn’t reserve a room for us. Having cleared my schedule today to go in and have a baby, and that now not being an option, I’m bored. 😕 In related news, my wife and I, while packing our bags to go into the hospital and have the baby, found an unopened box of condoms in the travel bags we were using to pack with. Pretty funny/ironic if you ask me. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Anogar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Anogar](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Anogar)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/2 "2008-06-12T21:50:31Z")
So have they rescheduled you yet? ---
**Author:** ![Esherido](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/esherido/32/2158_2.png) [@Esherido](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Esherido)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/3 "2008-06-12T22:07:36Z")
Congrats Slic! :thumb: Sorry about the scheduling problem, but since it’s a baby you know it’s going to have to come out some time. (Unlike other things.) ---
**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/4 "2008-06-12T22:39:03Z")
Good luck with everything bro. ---
**Author:** ![nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@nobody](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/5 "2008-06-12T23:04:04Z")
Congrats on the extra kid! ---
**Author:** ![DanontheMoon](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/danonthemoon/32/7436_2.png) [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/6 "2008-06-12T23:13:15Z")
Here’s to crotchfruit. 🍺 ---
**Author:** ![MTsoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/91b2a8/32.png) [@MTsoul](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/MTsoul)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/7 "2008-06-12T23:24:50Z")
What happens if the baby comes out now? ---
**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 1:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/8 "2008-06-13T01:33:41Z")
> [@DanontheMoon;2341844](#): > > Here’s to crotchfruit. 🍺 You are undoubtedly a fark reader. :lol: I posted the same thing but edited my post. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Iamthejuggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecc23a/32.png) [@Iamthejuggler](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Iamthejuggler)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/9 "2008-06-13T08:33:38Z")
[QUOTE=MTsoul;2341851]What happens if the baby comes out now?[/QUOTE] If it’s having to be induced it means there’s little chance of the lazy little bugger coming out on it’s own I assume. ---
**Author:** ![leisuresuitlissy](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/leisuresuitlissy/32/2109_2.png) [@leisuresuitlissy](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/leisuresuitlissy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/10 "2008-06-13T09:20:23Z")
Congrats to you and your wife and to your little girl on her new sister! :thumb: ---
**Author:** ![Esherido](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/esherido/32/2158_2.png) [@Esherido](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Esherido)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/11 "2008-06-13T12:53:51Z")
Judging from the fact that Slic hasn’t replied to any of us, I’m going to guess that 1) They got it induced today and he’s been too busy or 2) It started coming out without induction (Less likely.) and he’s too busy. ---
**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/12 "2008-06-13T13:03:54Z")
3.) It burst through her womb with great velocity and killed everyone in the hospital. ![](http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3207/alienchestburstermicroozj6.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Iamthejuggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecc23a/32.png) [@Iamthejuggler](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Iamthejuggler)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/13 "2008-06-13T13:08:31Z")
Is that an “Aliens” themed dildo?! ---
**Author:** ![Digitalosophy](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/digitalosophy/32/1114_2.png) [@Digitalosophy](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Digitalosophy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/14 "2008-06-13T13:09:42Z")
[quote=SlicDiggy;2341768] In related news, my wife and I, while packing our bags to go into the hospital and have the baby, found an unopened box of condoms in the travel bags we were using to pack with. Pretty funny/ironic if you ask me. :P[/quote] lol congrats man. My boy just went through the same thing. The night before his girls baby shower she “thought” she was going into labor. :lol: no dice… ---
**Author:** ![zao](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/zao/32/141_2.png) [@zao](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/zao)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/15 "2008-06-13T13:45:34Z")
Tired of these babies always playing tricks… it’s like gtfo already. ---
**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/16 "2008-06-13T13:52:32Z")
Just hold a steak under there… it will coax it out. ---
**Author:** ![DanontheMoon](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/danonthemoon/32/7436_2.png) [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/17 "2008-06-13T14:00:01Z")
:love: Awwwww. Baby xenomoprhs are so cute. ---
**Author:** ![lorren\_biffin](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/lorren_biffin/32/2726_2.png) [@lorren\_biffin](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/lorren_biffin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/18 "2008-06-14T18:54:57Z")
Hey all. Just got back from the hospital. Esh was right, we got a spot late in the day. 🙂 I’m so excited. I’ll have to post a photo so you can all stare helplessly in awe at my superior (human) spawn. Kiddin’, but I do have to say my wife and I make some pretty neat babies. I’ll post more soon. I’m tired… lol 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Anogar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Anogar](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Anogar)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/19 "2008-06-14T19:01:36Z")
Congrats!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Wheeler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/59ef9b/32.png) [@Jeff\_Wheeler](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Jeff_Wheeler)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143/20 "2008-06-14T19:08:26Z")
Congratulations! I apologize for the fact that I don’t have a witty response. [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/no-baby-for-you-kthxbai/263143.md?page=2)