# O whata night, dear Abby **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [August 17, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695 "2003-08-17T00:30:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RelandR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ba0ec/32.png) [@RelandR](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/RelandR)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695/1 "2003-08-17T00:30:25Z")
[size=1]the story you are about to read is true, and I didn’t bother to change the names :shrugs:[/size] Last night, I was looking forward to a good sleep and a quiet saturday to follow… I had dropped my wifes mother and brother (who live with us) off for a weekend visit with my sister in law, Our daughter & her boyfriend/fiance’ and her two kids (also living with us - another looong story) had announced that they had tickets to the State Fair and would be all gone aaaaaalllllll Daayyyyyy ! 😛 Shortly after midnight, everyone else was in bed and I was ready to shut it all down and turn off the lights when the phone rang - it was my daughters best friend and co-worker - crying hysterically. [size=1] **she** : “I didn’t know who else to call - _incoherent semi-english, quivering wailSob~wailSob_” **me** : “wh-what’s going on, are you allright ? where are You ?” **she** : (what I could extract) “I woke up in a field, no purse, no car, no boyfriend [David] …and I can’t find one of my shoes !” … " Last thing I remember, David and I were at a friends had a couple glasses of wine - and then I woke up in a field all alone"… “then I wandered towards some lights off in the distance and found a shop where some guy was working late and he let me use the phone” **me** : “where ?” _she asks ‘the guy’ and a voice in the background answers her, she shakily reppeats the address to me_ _I recognize this area as an indusrtial complex adjacent to farm land_ **me** : “Stay there, call 911, I’ll be there as quick as I can !” **methinks - carJacking?, drug n’ kidnap/robery?, somethin’ equally awfull** I arrive 20+ min’s later after breaking nearly every traffic law written to find a dozen or two police vehicles - some roaring around the area streets, helcopters in the air over the adjacent open spaces w/spotlights, Paramedic ambulance roaring out of the parking lot … Hoo-lee-sh!t… :stunned: I pull in and (after being surrounded and my ID scrutinized) I talked to the seargent in chg., tell him what I knew from her call - yadayada - he tells me the name of the Hospital (she complained of head pain and had a lump @ the base of her skull) and off we :run: (wife was with me). At the hosp., tests-tests-tests-xrays, etc … no apparent real damage … no drugs - ??? still no one knows what happened _Release_, we take her home with us as it is now 5 am and she has no house keys, _all go to bed_ I wake up this (late) morning to an empty house (evidently all was resolved while I slept) except for the ‘victom’ who is now on my phone to her mother crying and relating what she found out to be the answer to the night of mystery … whaHappened ? … she drank alot more than ‘just two glasses of wine’ at this friends house and while driving back home on a back road went berzerk, pulled over & beat up David (he’s got the black eyes to prove it), jumped out of the car, ran into the fields screaming & losing one shoe. David it seems tried to chase her, lost her in the dark and returned to the car and drove up and down the road looking for her - off in the distance he sees a car stop and then resume - about where he last saw her - and assumed she hitched a ride he went home and went to bed. _Loooosy, jue got sum splainin’ to doooo_ :whistle: [/size] …She insists that the wine be analyzed (it was home-made) :sure: … this _never_ happens to her ! :!: … why is she at my house making these calls now she has her car & keys back ? …evidently David wants to be alone now … well so do I… **“Shauna, 😱 go Home!”** …yes, my house is empty and it’s quiet right now … but I’m too hung over :hangover: from the nights excitement to enjoy it Ⓜ … and plus the ‘crowd’ will be back before ya know it ! **Abbey, can you tell me: " :evil: Is it ok to shoot someone like this or shall I watch n’ wait for the Karma squad ??? "** …numb minds wanna know… \< /Ramble \> ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695/2 "2003-08-17T00:50:57Z")
hm…interesting story. at least nothing bad happened to her. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695/3 "2003-08-17T01:12:11Z")
> [color=mauve][size=20]Calgon, Take Me Away! > [/color][/size] Rev ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695/4 "2003-08-17T01:25:53Z")
yeah at least it wasnt a drug/rape/robbery type of thing. and everyone (but david) are ok. still sorry to hear you had such a scare. must have been awful ☹ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695/5 "2003-08-17T01:51:58Z")
that’s one wild story…it’s relieving that nothing bad happened to her but it really sucks that it ruined your weekend. just another reason to never start drinking 🙂 -teet ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695/6 "2003-08-17T02:01:06Z")
yeah for way too many … drinking == evile …I _am_ really relieved that she’s ok, but I don’t wanna hear about having the wine getting ‘tested’ :sure: I’d much rather hear “OOPS… I Fuss’t of Mucked up !”…“Sorry” …I’m feeling a bit better now … =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695/7 "2003-08-17T02:02:36Z")
Rev … you couldn’t’ve said it better :lol: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695/8 "2003-08-17T04:10:49Z")
Man, that sucks. Sorry to hear about all that. It **is** considered morally and socially alright to bust a cap in someone’s \*\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695/9 "2003-08-17T04:32:08Z")
make sure you scrub behind your ears… ![](http://theimaginaryworld.com/tic117.jpg) Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695/10 "2003-08-17T05:40:34Z")
whoa… wow. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/o-whata-night-dear-abby/28695/11 "2003-08-17T07:51:58Z")
must be tiring too ![](http://messenger.msn.co.in/Resource/emoticons/77_77.gif) , but u were there to help, watsoever it turned out to be in the end.