# One-liners!

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/one-liners/252220>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [February 18, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/one-liners/252220 "2008-02-18T04:49:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![shane\_c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@shane\_c](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/shane_c)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/one-liners/252220/1 "2008-02-18T04:49:06Z")

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Tell me your favorite one-liners so I can impress everyone with my sharp wit!

I’ll start:

I don’t have a girlfriend. But I know a girl who would get really pissed if she heard me say that.