# Our parents lied

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**Created:** [October 1, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/our-parents-lied/124242 "2004-10-01T08:09:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![RabBell](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/rabbell/32/340_2.png) [@RabBell](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/RabBell)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/our-parents-lied/124242/1 "2004-10-01T08:09:33Z")

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This was on the radio yesterday and I thought it’d be fun to try here…

What lies did your parents tell you to get you to behave when you were a kid?

Things like

> “If you watch TV any longer, you’ll get square eyes”

“If you eat anymore bananas you’ll turn into one”

“If you bite your nails they form a big ball in your stomach and you’ll need an operation”

“Ketchup burns a hole in your stomach”

One I heard on the radio yesterday was from a mother who admits to telling her 6 year old son that “Sprouts sometimes have chocolate inside” :lol:

How about you, any good ones?

Please no mention of the bogeyman…that guy scares me ☹
